我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hoodshe is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me all this i donot care i only want she to be tender than me but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”
l:okmy most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badlyyou have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you(开始解围裙)go and ask your son i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are backwhywhat happened
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you i just want to tell you that you are always right ok and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the markethe said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him(下)
l(惊愕):what the mayor’s sonthe most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gonei have to cook for my mother and myself
jm(上):where’s my breakfast where’slunchhasn’t she got up yet
j:mum, can’t you rememberlunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next monthwe can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what what lunch is going to get married it’s impossible!
ab&c:why a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou i’ll go
with you you take the money and i take the bride
b:have you got any experience
j:no but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry babyi’ll go and fetch the medicine (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
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中文：
漂亮，可爱，美丽，动人，帅气，天真，浪漫，有趣， 快乐，灵巧，沉着，热情，甜美，典雅，优雅，调皮，捣蛋，淘气，龙腾虎跃，生龙活虎
微笑:动一动嘴角
大笑：前仰后合、忍俊不禁
狂笑：憋红了脸，差点喘不过气来。
冷笑：让人听了浑身发毛。
耻笑：面带轻蔑
另外，也可从其他方面叙述，如：
含蓄的笑：
嫣然、莞尔、解颐、霁颜、盈盈、启颜、开颜、展颜、粲然、粲齿、掩口、抿嘴
出声的笑：
呵呵、嘿嘿、嘻嘻、哈哈、哧哧、哑然、哗然
肢体语言：
捧腹、哄堂、轰然、拊掌、绝倒、脱颌、喷饭、前仰后合、花枝乱颤、冠缨索绝、冠缨绝顶
形容心情：
乐开怀、乐滋滋、乐哈哈、乐呵呵、偷着乐、欢天喜地、狂喜、喜出望外、大喜过望、喜上眉梢、满脸喜色、暗自窃喜、忍俊不禁、满面春风
其他的笑：
齿冷、讪、诮、哂、嗤、讥嘲、揶揄、龇牙咧嘴、大牙都掉了
嫣然、莞尔、解颐、霁颜、盈盈、启颜、开颜、展颜、粲然、粲齿、掩口、抿嘴
呵呵、嘿嘿、嘻嘻、哈哈、哧哧、哑然、哗然
捧腹、哄堂、轰然、拊掌、绝倒、脱颌、喷饭、前仰后合、花枝乱颤、冠缨索绝、冠缨绝顶
乐开怀、乐滋滋、乐哈哈、乐呵呵、偷着乐、欢天喜地、狂喜、喜出望外、大喜过望、喜上眉梢、满脸喜色、暗自窃喜、忍俊不禁、满面春风
齿冷、讪、诮、哂、嗤、讥嘲、揶揄、龇牙咧嘴、大牙都掉了
含蓄篇
回眸、嫣然、莞尔、解颐、霁颜、盈盈、启颜、开颜、展颜、粲然、粲齿、掩口、抿嘴
声效篇
呵呵、嘿嘿、嘻嘻、哈哈、哧哧、哑然、哗然
动作篇
捧腹、哄堂、轰然、拊掌、绝倒、脱颌、喷饭、前仰后合、花枝乱颤、冠缨索绝、冠缨绝顶
心情篇
乐、可乐、乐开怀、乐滋滋、乐哈哈、乐呵呵、偷着乐、欢天喜地、狂喜、喜出望外、大喜过望、喜上眉梢、满脸喜色、暗自窃喜、忍俊不禁、满面春风
另类篇
齿冷、讪、诮、哂、嗤、讥嘲、揶揄、龇牙咧嘴
意外篇
茄子、揉揉肠子、大牙都掉了
描写人物相貌的词语：膀大腰园、披头散发、虎背熊腰、衣冠楚楚、相貌堂堂、鹤发童颜、眉清目秀、美若天仙、貌美如花、貌若潘安、仙风道骨、端庄秀丽、骨瘦如柴、文质彬彬、满脸横肉、气度不凡
正义 老实 憨厚 单纯 真诚 伟大 老练
万民称颂 光明磊落 堂堂正正 忠心耿耿 兢兢业业 冰魂雪魄 不同流俗 高风亮节 高节清风 高情远致 高人雅士 高山仰止 厚德载物 怀瑾握瑜 敬老尊贤 积善成德 敬贤礼士 麟凤龟龙 澧兰沅芷 兰心蕙性 兰芝常生 涅而不缁
形容人的·相貌·的成语
沉鱼落雁 闭月羞花 倾国倾城 美如冠玉 眉目如画 出水芙蓉 如花似玉 虎背熊腰 心宽体胖 衣冠楚楚 国色天香 眉清目秀 鹤发童颜 亭亭玉立 憨态可掬 文质彬彬 风度翩翩 相貌堂堂 容光焕发 冰肌玉骨 如花似玉 婀娜多姿
形容人的·品格·的成语
光明磊落 堂堂正正 力挽狂澜 风流倜傥 正人君子 赞声不绝 内心赞许 击掌叫绝 传诵不绝 高风亮节 叹为观止 万民称颂 光明磊落 歌功颂德 文质彬彬 堂堂正正 忠心耿耿 兢兢业业
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow
Bird sare dancing in the cold
Aman is walking along the street ,step by step
Wind is coming in silence
Another mysterious man approaches
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !
Y:Haha, Never mind bay bay
X:Excuseme， who are you on earth could you tell me your name
Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name no matter what happens I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng Who are you
X:I am xi men chui xue
Y惊讶:Ar, xi men chui xue
X:Yes,what is wrong
Y:I heard that you are the besting Martial Arts
X:Great, you know me !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! let me go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y:I don't want to be killedThere are eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to belooked after by me!
X:No way! Because we are fighting now!you know
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it how do you know that
Y:please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Do you still want to kill me
X:Sure, must! milk is milk
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!
X:I’m sure I won’t!
Y:I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly! 3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom
Y:What
X:Toliet
Y:What
X:The “WC”
Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street andturn right when you see acorssing road!
X:Thanks,byebye
Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuirne snow!
H:Stop!Protecting the environment is abasicobligation!
Y:Who are you
H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen xi men chui xue
Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!
Y:You are right!
H:Teriffic! yo uare the one my king looking for! do you want join in us
Y:Yes,It’s very good
H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:My honest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is yegucheng
K:sit down plese, yegucheng
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold,headache,sair and aids
Y: Yes,I do
K: Hua man lou, come put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!
K:But who are you why should it belong to you
Y急切: king! dear king!I must go now,my brother is looking for me!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi What does that mean It is not English, isn’t it
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng! come here!I want to tell you some thing!
Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!
X:Forgive me Why
Y: Once there was a change before me,I lost it Ifthe god give me a chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is thousand year!
X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!
Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-khaha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K: ayixidailuWhat’sthemeaning whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou
X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”
K:Don’t saythat“you love me” I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!
X:What (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-mecome, come…(X上去抓住K)
K:Fuckyou Imustkillyou!
X:Howcanyoukillme haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou
haveavacation
Y:That’s good butthereisonemorething canyougivemea MM IwanttogoAmericanwithher
K:ofcouseYouaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……
Y:Hahaha—–
H:Where’ssomewhere
K:What
Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”
X:Yes,I……I…… do
H顶着摇头：X,no, no， youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC” Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!
X: whatifI’mthebestintheword !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable whencanIgetmyfreedom mustbethedeadday !
K: youareright onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou
H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng——the wifeofX I’maspy
K惊讶: !you—you—YouareLuXiaofeng X’wife
Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please
H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you——help me I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，**《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together
X:gohome !
H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !
X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor… promise meyou will survive… that youwillnevergiveup… nomatter what happens… no matter howhopeless… promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise
H: I promise
X:Never let go
H:Ipromise Iwill never let go ,
XI””””ll never letgo(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死音乐停。）
西施对夫差到底是种什么样的感情？
其实我也不一定很清楚，甚至，我也不能确定西施对夫差一定就是什么深厚的爱意。
那种感情，模模糊糊，朦朦胧胧，明明灭灭。
西施守候夫差，追随夫差而去，或许也只是“臣妾受君大恩”之类的报恩之举。
“投我以木桃，报之以琼瑶。匪报也，永以为好也！”
或许也只是投桃报李，很基础的情谊，如此而已。
但也比那些不能共患难的人好太多。
“东风恶，欢情薄。”情爱一时穷尽，恩泽山高水长。
“蜀江水碧蜀山青，圣主朝朝暮暮情。”感君情，报君恩。如此而已。
而最能代表这种情谊的，当属《孔雀东南飞》一诗。
第一次读到这首乐府诗的时候是在初中语文课堂上，那时我还是初中生。读到这首诗后，当即在课堂上，默默地流下了眼泪。
“君当作磐石，妾当作蒲苇，
蒲苇纫如丝，磐石无转移。”
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“两家求合葬，合葬华山傍。
东西植松柏，左右种梧桐。
枝枝相覆盖，叶叶相交通。
中有双飞鸟，自名为鸳鸯。”
多言兰芝深情重义，少有人提及焦仲卿这个人的作用。我们课本中的课后答案各种评价他“懦弱”“没担当”之类的，我却觉得他挺好的。我说过，我对很多事物都有自己不一样的看法。
“儿已薄禄相，幸复得此妇。
结发同枕席，黄泉共为友！”
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“东家有贤女，自名秦罗敷，
可怜体无比，阿母为汝求。
便可速遣之，遣去慎莫留！
”府吏长跪告：“伏惟启阿母，
今若遣此妇，终老不复取！ ”
我想，刘兰芝要是私下里听到他说这话，该有多感动？
他是一个很有自己的想法、真心懂得爱的人。他喜欢的不仅是她的美和优秀，而是她这个人。
兰芝当然很美很优秀，“十三能织素，十四学裁衣，十五弹箜篌，十六诵诗书。”知书达理，相貌美丽，我十分喜爱这一艺术形象。
可是她美她优秀，难道就没有比她更美更优秀的人吗？
比如“可怜体无比”“窈窕艳城郭”的秦罗敷。
《陌上桑》我们也学过，“来归相怨怒，但坐观罗敷。”不说倾国，也算得上是倾城吧。
但是他仍说：“今若遣此妇，终老不复取！”
真好。他哪里懦弱无主见，“窈窕艳城郭”都不要，这不是“勇敢”是什么？我觉得他很好，应该比一般人还要好一些。“汝是大家子，仕宦于台阁。”他是个真正的“大家子”。他喜欢你并不是你今天打扮得很漂亮，或者你其他什么条件对他有帮助，而是他真心喜欢你这个人，珍惜你对他的好。你平日的辛苦他心疼，你对他的好他能记得，并放在心上，那真好。
你那么好，那我何必不在乎你是不是“薄禄相”？
你都拒了“窈窕艳城郭”了，我又何尝不敢拒绝太守、县令之子？
我偏偏就要这么守着你，除非有不可抗力将我们分开。
“感君区区怀！
君既若见录，不久望君来。
君当作磐石，妾当作蒲苇，
蒲苇纫如丝，磐石无转移。
“感谢你对我诚挚的情谊。你既然忘不了我，不久之后我一定盼望着你来（接我回家）。
“兰芝初还时，府吏见丁宁，结誓不别离。今日违情义，恐此事非奇。自可断来信，徐徐更谓之。”
“我当初返家时，他一再嘱咐我，发誓永远不分离。今天如果违背了他的情义，这门婚事就大不吉利。你可以去回绝媒人，以后再慢慢商议。”
他说要我等着他，我就再等等他。
我就这样，一心一意等着你，盼着你，不会变心。你来，我一定迎着你，并且，满心欢喜。
感君情意重，报君相知情。
淡然”，没有那么轰轰烈烈，但是每一分都是真实的，使人安心。
再谈谈“相知”。
《上邪》：
上邪，我欲与君相知，长命无绝衰。
山无陵，
江水为竭。
冬雷震震，
夏雨雪。天地合，
乃敢与君绝。
真美。
但是，我以为多美的誓言，前提都永远是“我欲与君相知”。
相知有个先决条件。
“My love for Linton is like the foliage in the woods: time will change it, I’m well aware, as winter changes the trees My love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath: a source of little visible delight, but necessary Nelly, I AM Heathcliff! He’s always, always in my mind”
———《呼啸山庄》
“我对林顿的爱就像树林里的树叶：我很清楚，时间会改变它，因为冬天会改变树木。我对希斯克利夫的爱就像下面永恒的岩石：是一种罕见的快乐的源泉，但却是必要的。耐莉，我就是希斯克利夫！他总是，总是在我的脑海里。"
我想这个相知，一般是同类的灵魂、拥有同样价值理念的人才会产生的惺惺相惜之情吧。
“非我族类的”，我不强求。总会有一些人拥有着与我不同的价值体系、思维系统，这也正常。
说说我想要什么吧。
我想要的，很不多很不多，但这很不多的确也很难给。
有些人能给的，我真倒是不一定多么稀罕；我想给的，有些人又给不了。
世上有许许多多的人， “忙着生，忙着死”， 活上一辈子也不知道他要什么。他们只要对方符合一定条件，比如女性够漂亮，男性够有“财”，就“是个人就要”。
比如《孔雀东南飞》中的焦母和刘兰芝的哥哥：
“东家有贤女，自名秦罗敷，可怜体无比。”只要“可怜体无比”，那就是好女子。
“先嫁得府吏，后嫁得郎君。否泰如天地，足以荣汝身。”只要“荣汝身”，那就是好的归宿。
也不能说完全不对。人不可能脱离现实而存在，条件优秀当然很重要。但是想想要是明天就世界末日了，你身边这个人很美（帅）很优秀，却对你表面甜言蜜语实则离心离德，或者但凡有个比你更美更优秀的对象出现，就能全然不在乎你对他的好、你自身的优秀和努力毫不犹豫地把你扔了，那有什么意思？
《红楼梦》中的《好了歌》有云：
“世人都晓神仙好，惟有功名忘不了!
古今将相在何方荒冢一堆草没了。
世人都晓神仙好，只有金银忘不了!
终朝只恨聚无多，及到多时眼闭了。”
有些东西啊，为了它们争来争去，到最后是给了谁呢？这需要想想。
不同的性格，都是不一样的烟火。
其他性格的人很难理解默契和信义对于我们这种人有多么重要。
《胭脂扣》**的结尾，我非常喜欢，老去、潦倒的十二少躺在那里，没有认出如花，如花上前，唱了一句“你睇斜阳照，住个对双飞燕。”十二少猛然惊醒。
他沉醉不醒，我给他唱一句，就能唤醒他。
《聊斋·阿宝》“生则僵卧，气绝已三日，但心头未冰耳。女又祝曰:‘君能复为人，当誓死相从。’
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家人见鹦鹉衔绣履来，堕地死，方共异之。生旋苏，即索履。众莫知故。适妪至，入视生，问履所在。生曰:‘是阿宝信誓物。 借口相覆:小生不忘金诺也。’"
‘君能复为人，当誓死相从。”一听到这句话，子楚他就能复生。我知我这话对他有作用，所以我就是肯说、敢说。
这于我，亦是多大的“荣耀”。
在我笔下，那个美丽绝伦的西施娘娘，爱上了夫差。这并不奇怪，“自古美女爱英雄”。
但如果让我说说我要什么，我只能说，我先要最基本的，我可以不要什么英雄，他可以就是个“府吏”，或者，像子楚那样的，“书生”，不一定非要建功立业，但是我一定能明白，他就是属于我的。
不一定是“白首不相离”，“情像火灼般热，怎烧一生一世，延续不容易。”
“渐老芳华，爱火未减人面变异。”这多么难啊，我对爱情这种事看得悲观，心里没有底。
但我希望他对我的感情，我们一起度过的时光每一秒都是真真切切的。 没有欺骗和谎言。
“只盼相依，哪管见尽遗憾世事。”
信物，你赠给我，真到了“誓言化作烟云字”的那天，我还给你：
“十二少，谢谢你还记得我，这个胭脂盒，我戴了五十三年，现在还给你，我不再等了。”
我想，我要的，无非等一个合适的、诚不相欺的人，让我心甘情愿地，
感君情，报君恩，谢相知，谢相惜。
就是这样吧。
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