1、Text(正文):The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled His father knew it, but hisgrandma doted on him He hardly left her side
And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door
"Was school all right" she asked, "Did you get along all right did you cry"
"Cry" John asked "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”
“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
2、Text(正文):The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow When the door open, push with your foot"
"Why use my elbow and foot"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you"
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
3、Text(正文):One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mallOn my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit
When I finally entered the house, I called out"The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield"
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here"
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？
4、Text(正文):"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me"
He surveyed her from head to foot "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds
Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs"
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
5、Text(正文):A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result"
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one We will now arrive in London three hours late"
At this point, one passenger became furious "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时。”
过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
扩展资料：
第一个笑话中spoil造句示例如下：
1、Others say they do not want to spoil their children by leaving them too much
还有人表示，他们不想给子女留下太多钱，以免宠坏他们。
2、Once you pop open the cork, wines can spoil in a matter of hours
一旦你打开软木塞，葡萄酒就会在数小时内变质。
3、They say it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the bunch
他们说这只需要少数的害群之马便可毁了一堆。
4、A fond mother may spoil her child溺爱的母亲可能会宠坏她的孩子。
5、The child was spoilt by his grandfather这个孩子被他的爷爷给惯坏了。
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