谁能给我Eminem《My mom》歌词的中文翻译？

Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yo Yo Alright, Ima lay the chorus first Here we gooo now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yo Yo 好吧~先来副歌部分 走起~~~ [Chorus] （河蟹）My mom love valium and lots of drugs Thats why I am like I am because I'm like her Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs Thats why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom! 我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子 拜她所赐我现在和她一样 因为我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子 这就是为啥我现在嗑着药都因为我像我老娘！ [Verse #1] My mom, my mom, I know your probably tired of hearing 'bout my mom, Oooh whooa But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I become hooked on vah-a-l-ium Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank, fxxkin peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak So everyday I'd have at least three stomach aches Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her Son to grow up to be an under-afxxkin-chiever My teacher didn't think I was gunna be nothin either "What the fxxk you stickin gum up under the fxxkin seat for" "Mrs(河蟹) Mathers your son has（河蟹） been huffin ether," "Either that or the motherfxxkers (河蟹)been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin and puffin wasn't what it was either, it was neither I was（河蟹） buzzin but it wasn't what she thought Pee in teacup Bitch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin What the fxxk you keep on fxxkin' with me for Slut you need to leave me the fxxk alone, I ain't playin Go find you a white crayon and color a fxxkin' zebra! 我老娘，又谈我老娘~ 我猜你们听到我又谈我老娘感到粉抓狂~oh~whooa~~ 但这只是个我小时候的小事一件 关于我怎么迷上了安定药片 那时安定剂就是我的全世界 我吃的饭喝的水甚至盘子里的豆子都是TMD药片 我老妈把它当作调味剂洒在牛排上 所以每天我至少有三次胃肿胀 现在告诉我，有哪个老妈想看到 自己的儿子长大了却有潜力没实力 我老师也觉得我长大了是个垃圾 “你丫在座位下胡JB搞什么东西？” “Mathers太太你儿子把乙醛吸了进去” “要不就是这个小混蛋已经学会抽那些违禁品” 但这些只是你的猜测，这些东西我没做任何一样 我在嗡嗡做声但那不是她想得那样 在茶杯里撒尿？你个贱人又不是我的监护人我现在在睡觉 你TM干嘛还来对我打扰 你个婊子离我远点这不是开玩笑 找只白粉笔去把斑马刷成彩色！ Chorus] My mom love valium and lots of drugs Thats why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs Thats why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom! 我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子 拜她所赐我现在和她一样 因为我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子 这就是为啥我现在嗑着药都因为我像我老娘！ [Verse #2] Wait a minute This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I Now heres a plate full of pain killers, now just wait till I crush the valium and put it in your potatoes, you little motherfxxker, I'll make you sit there and make that retarded fxxkin face Without even tastin it You better lick fxxkin' plate you ain't wastin' it, put your face in it For I throw you in the basement again, and I ain't givin' in Your gunna just sit there in one fxxkin place spi(单词不详) Till next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished Then I'll use the same shit again, then When I make spinach dip It'll placed in the shit You little shit Wanna sit there and play innocent A rack filler hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support Your father he ain't sent the shit And so what if he did Its none of your dang business kid" 等等等等。。这不是晚餐而是油漆颜料 “儿子你昨天吃的也是这个当时可没听到你乱叫” 这儿有一盘止痛药，等我把药片压碎就好 现在把它们混在土豆泥里，小王八羔~ 这样你好像个二B一样乖乖坐下来。别管味道了。 你最好把盘子舔干净，把脸贴到盘子上别浪费了 待会把你丢进地下室我可不会向你投降~ 你得给我老实呆在那哪都不许去 明年感恩节的时候要是你还没吃下去 那我会再折磨你一次，然后我做泡菠菜的时候 再加点东西~ 你个小畜生好好坐那乖一点 在凯马特他们都看到我被一本书给砸了 儿童抚养费？你老爸从来没有给 那他要是给了呢？孩子这不关你鸟事 Bridge #1] My mom, theres no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bigons be bigons But shes the reason why I am high what I'm high on 我老娘，世上没有一个人像她这样 我知道我该让bigon成为bigon 但她是我为什么执著于药物的原因 [Chorus] My mom love valium and lots of drugs Thats why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs Thats why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom! 我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子 拜她所赐我现在和她一样 因为我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子 这就是为啥我现在嗑着药都因为我像我老娘！ [Bridge #2] My mom love valium now while I am Theres a party animal, I am what I am But I'm strong to the finish with me valium spinach But my buzz only last about two minutes But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it I can't even write a rhyme without doin' it My valium, My valiiiuuuuum 我老娘爱安定呀现在我也一样 舞池动物说得就是我 但我对加了药丸的菠菜感觉强烈 但我只能喃喃有词两分钟不到 但我不想生吞药丸不加咀嚼 没有它的话一个韵脚都没法写 我的止痛药片，我的止痛药片~~~~~~~~ [Verse #3] Man I never thought I could never be a drug addict Nah fxxk that, I can't have it happen to me But that actually what has ended up happenin' A tradegy, of fxxkin passin it up, catchin' me And its probably where I got aquanted with the taste, Ain't it Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom, beautiful She killed a fxxkin dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed a fxxkin asprin and say that it has a headache "Here want a snack, you hungry you fxxkin brat" "Look at that, its a xanax, take it and take a nap! EAT IT!" But I DONT NEED IT! "WELL FxxK IT, then break it up!" "Take a little piece then beat it, before you wake Nathan up!" Alright ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop it gobble it, and start wobblin' Stumble, hoble, tumble, slip, tripped and I fall in bed With a bottle of Meds, and a Heath Ledger bobblehead 哥们我从未想过我会对药物着迷 不，去他的，我可不能这样下去 但这事最终的确的就这样发生了 悲剧呵~牢牢抓住了我~ 可能是我爱上了那种口味~大概吧 药物品就像是炸弹老妈，太爽了 她给一只狗喂丸子把它给弄死了 吃下一片阿司匹林说头有点痛 有份点心，你饿了么小淘气 “看看这个~是赞安诺~吃了它打个盹吧~给我吃！“ 但我不需要啊 “卧槽，那么把它弄碎！” “吃下一片然后走开，在你把Nathan小弟吵醒之前！” 好吧，妈你赢了，我不想吵了 我吃，大口大口，狼吞虎咽 接着不停翻滚，在床上自己被自己绊倒 只是一瓶最小的剂量，和Heath Ledger bobblehead（这里是个典故，**看的多的朋友点明下） My mom love valium and lots of drugs Thats why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs Thats why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom! 我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子 拜她所赐我现在和她一样 因为我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子 这就是为啥我现在嗑着药都因为我像我老娘！ MY MOM MY MOM MY MOM MY MAMA sorry ma~·I still love u though