老友记钱德勒在厕所搞怪的是哪一集？

你问的应该是第一季第14集中的桥段。

乔伊想和罗瑞恩约会，但他不得不给女孩的朋友也找个伴；钱德勒应允帮忙，谁知对方的女伴竟是珍妮丝。钱德勒非常生气，所以就借乔伊小便的时候进行恶搞。

308 戳他一下 The One With The Giant Poking Device

菲比牙疼，但不敢去找牙医。因为每次她去找牙医，就会有人丧命。

乔伊告诉钱德，珍妮丝还在和她丈夫接吻，于是钱德生珍妮丝的气。

她同时爱着两个男人，却只能挑一个；

就在珍妮丝要选钱德的时候，钱德表示他无法对破坏别人的婚姻负责。

罗斯因公离开，瑞秋照看本；

莫妮卡不小心给本的头上撞了个包。

丑陋裸男买了新吊床，看来静得蹊跷；

六人把很多筷子做成很长的一根杆子戳了他一下，以确定他没有死。

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joey每次吃中餐的时候都把方便筷子留了下来，终于找到了用处。

我有 、

301 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy

[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]

Joey: I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me

All: Did not, she did not wink at you (sees that their sacred couch is occupied by strangers)

Chandler: Huh (They all leave, dejected)

Opening Credits

[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast]

Ross: I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison

Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were

Phoebe: See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss

Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs

Phoebe: (singing) Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za

(Monica enters from her bedroom)

Phoebe: Hi Monica!

Ross: Hey Mon!

Rachel: Hey Mon!

(she just walks straight into the bathroom)

Phoebe: Oh my God, has she slept at all

Ross: Nope

Rachel: No, it's been three nights in a row

Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so

Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]

Chandler: Morning

Joey: Morning, hey, you made pancakes

Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that

Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey

Joey: (sarcastically) Good morning

Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me

Janice: Oh, I wish Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer

Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced I'm such a grown up

Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go Okay, not without a kiss

Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay

Joey: (under his breath) Kiss her! Kiss her!

Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie Bye Joey

Joey: B-bye Janice So when ya' dumpin' her

Chandler: Nope, not this time

Joey: Come on, quite yankin' me

Chandler: I'm not yanking you

Joey: This is Janice

Chandler: Yeah, I know She makes me happy

Joey: Okay All right You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her No blinking

Chandler: (looks him in the eye) I'm not breaking up with her! (they stare at each other for a while, then Joey blows in his face)

[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom]

Monica: God, look what I found in the drain

Rachel: What!

Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with this

Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one

Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)

Phoebe: Ooh Oh It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal (Ross gives her this look, like 'Yeah, doesn't it', and gets up to dump it down the drain)

Monica: God, what is wrong with me

Ross: You need to get some sleep

Monica: I need to get some Richard

Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason

Monica: I know, I know I'm just so tired of-of missing him I'm tired of wondering why hasn't he called Why hasn't he called!

Phoebe: Maybe, because you told him not to

Monica: What are you the memory woman

Joey: (entering) Their not breaking up Chandler and Janice Their not breaking up He didn't blink or anything

Rachel: Well, you know I'm not surprised I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute

Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice

Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now I mean what can we do

Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do Huh All right who's first Huh Ross

Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her

Joey: Yeah, we'll call that Plan B All right

[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]

Rachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering

Ross: Hmm

Rachel: Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform

Ross: Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place

Rachel: Hmm

Ross: I think I have an old band uniform from high school

Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right

Ross: Yeah

Rachel: Well honey, what about you

Ross: What

Ross: Oh, she didn't think it would be that big of deal

Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that

301 （星际大战中的）莉亚公主

那个女孩一定在跟我使眼色

她才没有

你总是以为别人在跟你使眼色

我会认为是范莫里生的“陶此洛密糖”

不会吧

我会认为最浪漫的曲子是“俏郎君”

我觉得是艾尔顿强

帮演“妙管家”的家伙写的歌

那是什么歌

“抱紧我，年轻的汤尼丹佐”

莫妮卡

莫妮卡

天啊

她到底有没有睡觉

没有

已经连续三个晚上了

从昨天起，她终于不哭了

但是她又在阳台发现

理查抽过的雪茄

好吧，这说明了为何我在

清晨两点接到一通电话

而我只能听到一些吱吱的声音

我就想“一定是老鼠或负鼠”

然后我就想，好吧…

老鼠或负鼠怎么会有钱打电话呢

早

你做了松饼啊

是啊，你还以为我真的会做呢

摩妮卡和瑞秋有糖浆

我可以让我的男人开心了

早安，乔伊

早安

你干脆别去上班

跟我在一起就好了

是啊，但愿如此

你有报告要做

而我得去见律师

我真不敢相信

我竟跟要离婚的女生约会

我真像个大人

我要走了…

给我个吻才能走

或者我就不亲你

这样你就会留下来

亲她！

再见甜心，再见乔伊

再见，珍妮丝

你什么时候要甩掉她

不会

这次不会了

拜托，别整我了

我又没有整你

她可是珍妮丝

对,我知道

她让我很愉快

好，你看着我的眼睛

告诉我，不可以眨眼睛

说你不会跟她分手但别眨眼睛

我不会跟她分手

天啊，你看我在排水管里

发现什么

什么

这些是理查的头发

我该拿这些怎么办

第一件事就是把它从我身边拿开

奇怪，但我并不想把它丢掉

这些是我仅有的属于他的东西

呕心的…

排水管的头发

真好玩，好像有一个小人

在你的麦片里淹死了

我是怎么了

你需要一些睡眠

我需要的是理查

你跟他分手是有原因的

我知道…

我只是不想再这么想他

不愿再去想，他为何不打来

他为何都没打来

可能因为你叫他别再打来

你到底是什么

记忆女王吗

他们不会分手!我是说钱德和珍妮丝

他们不会分手!他的眼睛连眨一下都没有

我一点也不惊讶

你看过他们在一起的样子吗

他们真的好可爱

“可爱”那可是珍妮丝!

你记得珍妮丝吗

我记得啊，她很惹人厌

但是你知道吗

她现在是他的女朋友

那我们能怎么办

这就对了，我就是要这种精神

“我们能怎么办”

好，谁先来罗斯

钱德是我们的朋友

而珍妮丝能让他快乐

所以我们就成熟点，接受她

这个先归类在B计划

甜心

我在想啊……

你那套海军制服还在吗

不，我拿去戏服店还了

我还有一套高中乐团的旧制服

你记得高中时不能做爱吧

是啊

甜心，那么你呢…

你有过任何有趣的幻想吗

没有

别这样，你一定有

没有

罗斯，你知道吗

如果你跟我说或许我会帮你实现

你有没有看过星际大战的

“绝地大反攻”

你记不记得那场戏…

当赫特族的贾霸出现时

贾霸和他的囚犯…

莉亚公主

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黄石莫妮卡和游泳教练是在《老友记》第二季第十二集中出现的情节，该集的原名为“The One After the Superbowl: Part 1”，这是一集超级碗之后的节目。在这一集中，乔伊在拍摄一支百老汇音乐剧的时候，邂逅了他的童年偶像，演员汉克·安德森，而钱德勒则在广告公司工作时遇到了一位叫做黄石莫妮卡的客户。黄石莫妮卡是一位有些神经质的女士，她雇佣了钱德勒去为她的厨房设计一个新的布局。

同时，罗斯和瑞秋则在健身房游泳时，遇到了一个帅气的游泳教练。瑞秋被这位教练吸引住了，但是她并不擅长游泳。于是，她决定请教钱德勒，帮她打听一下这位教练的情况。在得到了教练的****后，瑞秋邀请他来到她家中教她游泳，但是教练却对瑞秋的游泳技术不满意，让瑞秋感到有些失落。

总的来说，这一集中的情节比较独立，主要是讲述了几组人物的故事，没有太多的连贯性。但是，这一集中的“黄石莫妮卡和游泳教练”的情节，为后续的剧情发展埋下了伏笔，因为这位游泳教练会在之后的剧情中再次出现，并与瑞秋发生一段感情。

是第三季第一集

S0301 （星球大战中的）莉亚公主

莫妮卡因为和里查德分手而萎靡不振。

乔伊受不了珍妮丝的腔调，而珍妮丝为促进他们之间的互相了解，消除乔伊的偏见，特地

邀请乔伊共度“有趣的一天”。

罗斯和瑞秋谈论彼此的性幻想。

后来瑞秋把罗斯对莉亚公主的幻想告诉了菲比和莫妮卡。

菲比帮助莫妮卡排遣痛苦。

罗斯和钱德交流了一下，结果钱德的说法搅乱了罗斯的思想。

（就是XX想到他妈妈）

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