怪物史莱克3的英文对白

Onward, Ohauncey!

To the highest room of the tallest tower

where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Oharming!

This is worse than "Love Leters" I hate dinner theater!

Me, too

Whoa there, Ohauncey!

Hark! The brave Prince Oharming approacheth

Fear not, fair maiden I shall slay the monster that guards you

then take my place as rightful king

What did she say

It's Shrek!

Whoo, Shrek, yeah!

Prepare, foul beast

to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar!

Happy birthday to thee Happy birthday to thee

Do you mind

Do you mind Boring!

Prepare, foul beast

Someday you'll be sorry

We already are!

Mommy

You're right I can't let this happen

I can't!

I am the rightful King of Far Far Away

And I promise you this, Mother

I will restore dignity to my throne

And this time,

no one will stand in my way

Good morning

Good morning

Morning breath

I know Isn't it wonderful

Good morning, good morning

The sun is shining through

Good morning, good morning To you

And you! And you!

They grow up so fast

Not fast enough

You'll be filling in for the King and Queen

Several functions require your atendance, sir

Great! Let's get started

Oome on, lazybones Time to get moving!

You need to get a pair ofjammies

I got some sleep and I needed it

Not a lot, just a little bit

Someone's always trying to keep me from it

It's a crying shame

It's a royal pain in the neck

I knight thee

If you're filling in for a king, you should look like one

Oan somebody come in and work on Shrek

I will see what I can do

Yeah, wow

Is this really necessary

Quite necessary, Fiona

- I'm Shrek, you twit - Whatever

This isn't a rehearsal, peoples Let's see some hustle!

Smiles, everyone! Smiles!

I don't know how much longer I can keep this up

I'm sorry, but can you just try to grin and bear it

It's just until Dad gets beter

Shrek

You look handsome

Oome here, you

My but is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit

Hey, you! Oome here What's your name

Fiddlesworth, sir

Perfect

Ladies and gentlemen

Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!

Ahh! You've got it

A litle to the left

That's it! That's good

Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing! You're on it

Shrek!

My eye!

What are you doing

Fiona!

- Are you okay - Yeah I'm fine

Shrimp! My favorite!

- That's it! We're leaving! - Oalm down

Oalm down Who do you think we're kidding I am an ogre

I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be

I think that went well

Donkey!

Oome on, Shrek!

Some people just don't understand boundaries

Just think A couple more days and we'll be back home

in our vermin-filled shack strewn with fungus

and filled with the stench of mud and neglect

You had me at "vermin-filled"

And, um maybe even the piter-pater of litle feet on the floor

That's right, the swamp rats will be spawning

Uh, no

What I'm thinking of is a litle bigger than a swamp rat

Donkey

No, Shrek What if, theoretically

they were litle ogre feet

Honey, let's be rational about this

Have you seen a baby lately

They just eat and poop, and they cry

then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry

Now, imagine an ogre baby

They extra-cry and they extra-poop

Shrek, don't you ever think about having a family

Right now, you're my family

Somebody beter be dying

I'm dying

Harold

Don't forget to pay the gardener, Lillian

Of course, darling

Fiona

Yes, Daddy

I know I made many mistakes with you

It's okay

But your love for Shrek has

taught me much

My dear boy

I am proud to call you my son

And I'm proud to call you my frog

King dad-in-law

Now there is a mater of business to atend to

The Frog King is dead

Put your hat back on, fool

Shrek

please come hither

Yeah, Dad

This kingdom needs a new king

You and Fiona are next in line for the throne

Next in line You see, Dad, that's why people love you

Even on your deathbed, you're still making jokes