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Eminem的The real slim shady
外文名称:The Real Slim Shady
歌曲时长:04:32
发行时间:2000-05-23
歌曲原唱:Eminem
音乐风格:说唱
歌曲简介:
歌名:The Real Slim Shady
歌 手:Eminem语 言:英语 发行时间:2000-05-23
专辑简介:
专辑 The Marshall Mathers LP 2000年五月与人们见面,发行首周即空降至美国专辑榜榜首,大获成功,使他成为90年代中期说唱乐的黄金时期后继 2Pac 和 Snoop Doggy Dogg 最成功的说唱艺人。Eminem 在单曲 The Real Slim Shady 中谴责了众多模仿他的人,同时大肆讽刺、指责了 Britney 和 Christina 。这张专辑比起第一张来节奏更加强劲、愤怒,只有歌曲 Stan 和其他歌曲的阴暗气氛形成了对照——这首歌里引用了英国女歌手 Dido 的作品 Thank You 中一段令人难忘的片段。
歌词:
《The Real Slim Shady》
Sung By "Eminem"
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
We're going to have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
It's the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel don't they
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird"
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (scream)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
歌曲名:Make Me Cry
歌手:Concrete Blonde
专辑:Concrete Blonde
于立成&AWHOO - Make me Cry
作词:于立成
作曲:于立成
(AHWOO)
睁开双眼 泪流下来
那些回忆 Make Me Cry
颤抖的手 不听使唤
那些音乐 Make Me Cry
到底从什麽时候开始 孤单
好像想要说些什麽 说不出来
爱 失去的爱
唉 Make Me Cry
我已经没有力气 去悲哀
脑海中那些片段 驱不散
(山)
睁开双眼 泪流下来
那些回忆 Make Me Cry
颤抖的手 不听使唤
那些音乐 Make Me Cry
到底从什麽时候开始 孤单
好像想要说些什麽 说不出来
爱 失去的爱
唉 Make Me Cry
我已经没有力气 去悲哀
脑海中那些片段 驱不散
(合)
爱 失去的爱
唉 Make Me Cry
(山)
睁开双眼 泪流下来
(AHWOO)
那些回忆 Make Me Cry
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