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　　Eminem的The real slim shady

　　外文名称：The Real Slim Shady

　　歌曲时长：04：32

　　发行时间：2000-05-23

　　歌曲原唱：Eminem

　　音乐风格：说唱

　　歌曲简介：

　　歌名：The Real Slim Shady

　　歌　手：Eminem语　言：英语 发行时间：2000-05-23

　　专辑简介：

　　专辑 The Marshall Mathers LP 2000年五月与人们见面，发行首周即空降至美国专辑榜榜首，大获成功，使他成为90年代中期说唱乐的黄金时期后继 2Pac 和 Snoop Doggy Dogg 最成功的说唱艺人。Eminem 在单曲 The Real Slim Shady 中谴责了众多模仿他的人，同时大肆讽刺、指责了 Britney 和 Christina 。这张专辑比起第一张来节奏更加强劲、愤怒，只有歌曲 Stan 和其他歌曲的阴暗气氛形成了对照——这首歌里引用了英国女歌手 Dido 的作品 Thank You 中一段令人难忘的片段。

　　歌词：

　　《The Real Slim Shady》

　　Sung By "Eminem"

　　May I have your attention please

　　May I have your attention please

　　Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

　　I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

　　We're going to have a problem here

　　Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

　　jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

　　started whoopin her ass worse than before

　　they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)

　　It's the return of the

　　"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he"

　　And Dr Dre said

　　Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)

　　Feminist women love Eminem

　　Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

　　look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what

　　limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"

　　Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

　　but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

　　Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,

　　but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

　　my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

　　and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

　　and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

　　and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

　　Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

　　by the time they hit 4th grade,

　　they got the discovery channel don't they

　　We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals

　　who cut other people open like cantaloupes

　　But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

　　then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

　　But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

　　Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes

　　I'm Slim Shady

　　Yes I'm the real Shady

　　All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

　　So won't the real Slim Shady

　　Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

　　becuase I'm Slim Shady

　　Yes I'm the real Shady

　　All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

　　So won't the real Slim shady

　　Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

　　Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

　　Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too

　　You think I give a damm about a Grammy

　　Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

　　"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird"

　　Why So you guys can just lie to get me here

　　So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

　　Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

　　So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

　　And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

　　Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

　　"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"

　　I should download her audio on mp3

　　And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (scream)

　　I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

　　So I've been sent here to destroy you

　　And theres a million of us just like me

　　Who cuss like me

　　Who just don't give a fuck like me

　　Who dress like me

　　Walk, talk and act like me

　　It just might be the next best thing

　　But not quite me

　　I'm Slim Shady

　　Yes I'm the real Shady

　　All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

　　So won't the real Slim Shady

　　Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

　　becuase I'm Slim Shady

　　Yes I'm the real Shady

　　All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

　　So won't the real Slim shady

　　Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

　　I'm like a headtrip to listen to

　　Cause I'm only giving you

　　things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

　　The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

　　And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

　　I just get on the mic and spit it

　　And whether you like to admit it (rip)

　　I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there

　　Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums

　　Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30

　　Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

　　Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking

　　But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

　　And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

　　He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

　　Or in the parking lot circling

　　screaming I don't give a fuck

　　With his windows down and system up

　　So will the real Shady, please stand up

　　and put one of those fingures on each hand up

　　and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

　　and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go

　　Cuz I'm Slim Shady

　　Yes I'm the real Shady

　　All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

　　So won't the real Slim Shady

　　Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

　　becuase I'm Slim Shady

　　Yes I'm the real Shady

　　All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

　　So won't the real Slim shady

　　Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

　　I'm Slim Shady

　　Yes I'm the real Shady

　　All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

　　So won't the real Slim Shady

　　Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

　　becuase I'm Slim Shady

　　Yes I'm the real Shady

　　All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

　　So won't the real Slim shady

　　Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

　　

歌曲名:Make Me Cry

歌手:Concrete Blonde

专辑:Concrete Blonde

于立成&AWHOO - Make me Cry

作词：于立成

作曲：于立成

(AHWOO)

睁开双眼 泪流下来

那些回忆 Make Me Cry

颤抖的手 不听使唤

那些音乐 Make Me Cry

到底从什麽时候开始 孤单

好像想要说些什麽 说不出来

爱 失去的爱

唉 Make Me Cry

我已经没有力气 去悲哀

脑海中那些片段 驱不散

(山)

睁开双眼 泪流下来

那些回忆 Make Me Cry

颤抖的手 不听使唤

那些音乐 Make Me Cry

到底从什麽时候开始 孤单

好像想要说些什麽 说不出来

爱 失去的爱

唉 Make Me Cry

我已经没有力气 去悲哀

脑海中那些片段 驱不散

(合)

爱 失去的爱

唉 Make Me Cry

(山)

睁开双眼 泪流下来

(AHWOO)

那些回忆 Make Me Cry

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