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本来以为碰上一个强劲的商业合作伙伴,谁知传闻不喜欢女人接近的神秘高冷苏总,谈起恋爱来居然会这么幼稚,疯狂喝醋的那个苏总和叱咤风云的那个苏总,不是同一个人吧……一向冷静自持的乔艾若陷入深深的怀疑当中,苏总,我们还是先来谈一下这个合同吧……男主:没有什么高冷脱尘,只是还没遇见你;哪有什么温暖体贴,只是因为遇见了你。女主:母胎solo二十多年,遇见你,才知道,原来一切都是最好的安排。男二:有些人,一开口便失去了,不开口便永远不知你的心。……片段:“扑哧”,乔艾若忍不住笑了,“怎么感觉我们像是在签合同呢。”苏少玺低头印上一吻,这吻极尽温柔,几乎要把乔艾若溺毙在里面,他的声音喑哑:“盖个章,你就不许变了。”乔艾若狡黠一笑,轻啄了一下他的嘴唇,看着他怔愣的样子,十分满意:“盖章当然要盖两个。”

   

  Eminem的The real slim shady

  外文名称:The Real Slim Shady

  歌曲时长:04:32

  发行时间:2000-05-23

  歌曲原唱:Eminem

  音乐风格:说唱

  歌曲简介:

  歌名:The Real Slim Shady

  歌 手:Eminem语 言:英语 发行时间:2000-05-23

  专辑简介:

  专辑 The Marshall Mathers LP 2000年五月与人们见面,发行首周即空降至美国专辑榜榜首,大获成功,使他成为90年代中期说唱乐的黄金时期后继 2Pac 和 Snoop Doggy Dogg 最成功的说唱艺人。Eminem 在单曲 The Real Slim Shady 中谴责了众多模仿他的人,同时大肆讽刺、指责了 Britney 和 Christina 。这张专辑比起第一张来节奏更加强劲、愤怒,只有歌曲 Stan 和其他歌曲的阴暗气氛形成了对照——这首歌里引用了英国女歌手 Dido 的作品 Thank You 中一段令人难忘的片段。

  歌词:

  《The Real Slim Shady》

  Sung By "Eminem"

  May I have your attention please

  May I have your attention please

  Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

  I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

  We're going to have a problem here

  Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

  jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

  started whoopin her ass worse than before

  they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)

  It's the return of the

  "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he"

  And Dr Dre said

  Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)

  Feminist women love Eminem

  Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

  look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what

  limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"

  Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

  but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

  Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,

  but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

  my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

  and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

  and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

  and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

  Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

  by the time they hit 4th grade,

  they got the discovery channel don't they

  We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals

  who cut other people open like cantaloupes

  But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

  then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

  But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

  Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes

  I'm Slim Shady

  Yes I'm the real Shady

  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

  So won't the real Slim Shady

  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

  becuase I'm Slim Shady

  Yes I'm the real Shady

  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

  So won't the real Slim shady

  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

  Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

  Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too

  You think I give a damm about a Grammy

  Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

  "But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird"

  Why So you guys can just lie to get me here

  So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

  Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

  So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

  And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

  Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

  "yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"

  I should download her audio on mp3

  And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (scream)

  I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

  So I've been sent here to destroy you

  And theres a million of us just like me

  Who cuss like me

  Who just don't give a fuck like me

  Who dress like me

  Walk, talk and act like me

  It just might be the next best thing

  But not quite me

  I'm Slim Shady

  Yes I'm the real Shady

  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

  So won't the real Slim Shady

  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

  becuase I'm Slim Shady

  Yes I'm the real Shady

  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

  So won't the real Slim shady

  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

  I'm like a headtrip to listen to

  Cause I'm only giving you

  things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

  The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

  And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

  I just get on the mic and spit it

  And whether you like to admit it (rip)

  I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there

  Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums

  Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30

  Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

  Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking

  But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

  And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

  He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

  Or in the parking lot circling

  screaming I don't give a fuck

  With his windows down and system up

  So will the real Shady, please stand up

  and put one of those fingures on each hand up

  and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

  and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go

  Cuz I'm Slim Shady

  Yes I'm the real Shady

  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

  So won't the real Slim Shady

  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

  becuase I'm Slim Shady

  Yes I'm the real Shady

  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

  So won't the real Slim shady

  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

  I'm Slim Shady

  Yes I'm the real Shady

  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

  So won't the real Slim Shady

  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

  becuase I'm Slim Shady

  Yes I'm the real Shady

  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

  So won't the real Slim shady

  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

  

歌曲名:Make Me Cry

歌手:Concrete Blonde

专辑:Concrete Blonde

于立成&AWHOO - Make me Cry

作词:于立成

作曲:于立成

(AHWOO)

睁开双眼 泪流下来

那些回忆 Make Me Cry

颤抖的手 不听使唤

那些音乐 Make Me Cry

到底从什麽时候开始 孤单

好像想要说些什麽 说不出来

爱 失去的爱

唉 Make Me Cry

我已经没有力气 去悲哀

脑海中那些片段 驱不散

(山)

睁开双眼 泪流下来

那些回忆 Make Me Cry

颤抖的手 不听使唤

那些音乐 Make Me Cry

到底从什麽时候开始 孤单

好像想要说些什麽 说不出来

爱 失去的爱

唉 Make Me Cry

我已经没有力气 去悲哀

脑海中那些片段 驱不散

(合)

爱 失去的爱

唉 Make Me Cry

(山)

睁开双眼 泪流下来

(AHWOO)

那些回忆 Make Me Cry

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