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1What Is a Traitor?
Young hopeful:“Father,what is a traitor in politics?”
Father(a veteran politician):“A traitor is a man who leaves
our party and goes over to the other one.”
Young hopeful:“Well then,what is a man who leaves his party and
comes over to yours?”
Father:“A convert,my son.”
1.什么叫叛徒?
有希望的青年人:“父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?”
父亲(一位老资格的政治家):“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”
有希望的青年人:“那么,离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”
父亲:“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”
2George knocked on the door of his friend's house When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play ”
“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold ”
“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ”
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问:“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗? ”
“ 不行, ” 那位妈妈说, “ 天气太冷了。 ”
“ 噢,那么, ” 乔冶, “ 他的足球可以出来玩吗?
3Stan: I won 92 goldfish Fred: Where are you going to keep them Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them! 斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们? 斯丹:浴室。 弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办? 斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!
1What Is a Traitor
Young hopeful:“Father,what is a traitor in politics”
Father(a veteran politician):“A traitor is a man who leaves
our party and goes over to the other one.”
Young hopeful:“Well then,what is a man who leaves his party and
comes over to yours”
Father:“A convert,my son.”
1.什么叫叛徒
有希望的青年人:“父亲,什么叫政治叛徒”
父亲(一位老资格的政治家):“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人”
有希望的青年人:“那么,离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢”
父亲:“叫改变信仰者我的儿子”
2George knocked on the door of his friend's houseWhen his friend's mother answered he asked,“can Albert come out to play”
“ No,” said the mother,“it's too cold”
“ Well,then,” said George,“ can his football come out to play ”
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问:“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗”
“ 不行,” 那位妈妈说,“ 天气太冷了”
“ 噢,那么,” 乔冶,“ 他的足球可以出来玩吗
3Stan:I won 92 goldfishFred:Where are you going to keep themStan:In the bathroom Fred:But what will you do when you want to take a bathStan:Blindfold them!斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们斯丹:浴室弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!
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