谁给我一个小故事，英文的，大约五句话恩，我叫陈思伊

1What Is a Traitor
　　Young hopeful：“Father,what is a traitor in politics”
　　Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves
　　our party and goes over to the other one．”
　　Young hopeful：“Well then,what is a man who leaves his party and
　　comes over to yours”
　　Father：“A convert,my son．”
　　1．什么叫叛徒
　　有希望的青年人：“父亲,什么叫政治叛徒”
　　父亲（一位老资格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人”
　　有希望的青年人：“那么,离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢”
　　父亲：“叫改变信仰者我的儿子”
　　2George knocked on the door of his friend's houseWhen his friend's mother answered he asked,“can Albert come out to play”
　　“ No,” said the mother,“it's too cold”
　　“ Well,then,” said George,“ can his football come out to play ”
　　乔冶敲着他朋友家的门当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗”
　　“ 不行,” 那位妈妈说,“ 天气太冷了”
　　“ 噢,那么,” 乔冶,“ 他的足球可以出来玩吗
　　3Stan:I won 92 goldfishFred:Where are you going to keep themStan:In the bathroom Fred:But what will you do when you want to take a bathStan:Blindfold them!斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们斯丹：浴室弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!