英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students He has a lot of money now But how does he make the candies Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me No Oh, let me tell you I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why The foolish students always come here I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now(看表) First, put the flour on the table Then, water, sugar, flour(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一个 白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen She had a pretty daughter named Snow White Soon after the child was born, the queen died The queen married another queen The stepmother was very jealous She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on) 皇后：I’m the new queen I’m very beautiful you see If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her I have a magic mirror If I want to know something, It will tell me surelyNow, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming Your Majesty! What do you want to know 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wallWho is the fairest of the all 魔镜：Yes Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I thinkBut there is a young lady She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebonyShe is much more beautiful than you 皇后：She is much more beautiful than meWho is she Tell me quickly 你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改 http://tiebabaiducom/fkz=157763042 自己去看吧。。。什么都有。。 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students He has a lot of money now But how does he make the candies Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me No Oh, let me tell you I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why The foolish students always come here I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now(看表) First, put the flour on the table Then, water, sugar, flour(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!
Characters：
MrShi,Xiaofu,Dabao MrShi：Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenueThere is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20yearsNow,the tax collector,Xiaofu,and the tax payer Dabao,a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very changeThe first Act happened in 1980s
Act
(in Bazaar of Beijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao：Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eaten one,want nine,eaten one,want nine
Hi,Take my yangrouchuan(slipped,take it up,)
Xiaofu：Tax！Pay the tax！
Dabao：(change faces)
TaxiWhere is the taxiHere's no taxi
Xiaofu：Tax！T---A---X！
Dabao：What's the taxI just know taxi！Do you want me to call ataxi for you6JJ Taxi--！Taxi--！
Xiaofu：Enough！Are you the vendor
Dabao：No,No,No,no！I'm just have alookThe vendor has gone to the toilet
Xiaofu：Not the vendorImpossible！you've been here for 2hours6JJ Dabao：Really(Xiaofu：Yes,of course)
How do you know it
Xiaofu：The window of my office is open to here and I've been looking at you for two hoursDabao：It's abig bug！
Xiaofu：OhDon't waste my time！Please pay the tax--10Yuan！
Dabao：10yuan！My godI had just earned 20Yuan one day！5Yuan,ok
Xiaofu：Don't cheat me,you've sold more than 2hundred ones
Dabao：6yuan,my dear sisiter
7Yuan,my lovely beauty
Dabao：Not for you,not for me,let's split the difference8yuan,ok
Xiaofu：(looking around)All right,a dealBut no receipt
(Dabao payed 8yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao：What asmart woman！Bad luck！I'm bankruptI have to change my place
Hope Iwould not meet her any more！Let's go！Act
人物：
史先生，小福，大宝。
史先生：税收是国家财政收入的首要来历。在过去的20年中，税收部分和上税人的关系有了明显转变
。此刻，税收部分--小福和上税人--卖羊肉串的大宝将会上演这个转变。好生在1980年的一幕。
(1980年首都三里河的一个市场)
大宝：羊肉串，羊肉串了啊，吃一串，想九串，吃一串，想九串啊！您好，来点羊肉串吧。(羊肉串掉了
又捡了起来)
小福：交税，交税！
大宝：(换了脸色)出租车哪有出租车这没有出租车。
小福：交税！交--税！
大宝：什么是交税我就知道有出租车！你想让我帮你叫出租车吗出租车--！出租车--！
小福：够了！你笑话大全是老板吗
大宝：不，不，不，不是！我就是随便看看。老板去茅厕了。
小福：你--不是老板不成能！你已经在这呆2小时了。
大宝：是吗(小福：当然。)你怎么知道的
小福：我工作室的窗口就冲这开！我已经注重你2个小时了。
大宝：好大的虫子啊！
小福：别华侈我的时间！请上税--10元！
大宝：10元我的天啊。我一天才挣20元！5元行吗
小福：别骗我了，你已经挣过200元了。
大宝：6元，亲爱的姐姐
7元，美丽的女人。
大宝：不是你刚才说的，也不是我刚才说的，让咱们再从头定一个。8元，怎么样
小福：(四处看了下)好吧，就这样，但是没有发票。
(大宝付了8元，小福离开了)
大宝：多精明的女人啊！倒霉！我破产了！我得换个地儿。希望不会再遇到她。走！加把油再好好找找
Characters: 人物
Mr Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao 石先生，小傅，大宝
Mr Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change The first Act happened in 1980s
石先生：税收是国家财政的最主要来源。在过去的20年里，纳税人与收税员之间的关系发生了明显的变化。现在，收税员小傅和纳税人大宝，一个卖羊肉串的小贩将为您展示这非常之变化。第一幕发生在20世纪80年代。
Act I
幕一
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s) 在北京的一个农贸市场，三里和，80年代
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan(slipped, take it up, )
大宝：羊肉串勒，羊肉串勒，好吃的羊肉串，香喷喷的羊肉串，保管您吃了还想吃，来买羊肉串喽！（走开，继续烤羊肉串）
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
小傅：交税！交税拉！
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi Where is the taxi Here’s no taxi
大宝：（变了脸）出租车？出租车在哪啊这儿没有出租车啊
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
小傅：是税！拼写是T---A ---X！
Dabao: What’s the tax I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you
Taxi----! Taxi----!
大宝：什么是税阿？我只知道出租车，你是想我为你叫一辆出租车吗？出租车！出租车！
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor
小傅：够了！你是个小贩吧？
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look
The vendor has gone to the toilet
大宝：不，不，不，我只是帮他看一下摊点，他去上厕所去了。
Xiaofu: Not the vendor Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours
小傅：你不是摊主？这不可能！你在这儿已经两小时了。
Dabao: Really (Xiaofu: Yes, of course)
How do you know it
大宝:真的？（小傅：是的，当然）你怎么知道的？
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours
小傅：我办公室的窗子朝着开着，我已经注意你两个小时了。
Dabao: It’s a big bug!
大宝：这好大的一只虫子阿！
Xiaofu: Oh Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
小傅：不要浪费我的时间！ 请交税，10块钱！
Dabao: 10 yuan! My god I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok
大宝：10块钱？我的天哪，我一天才挣20元，5块钱，好不？
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones
小傅：不要骗我，你一天卖出200多串。
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter
7Yuan, my lovely beauty
大宝: 6块钱好不好，我亲爱的姐姐，7块钱，可爱的美人。
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference 8 yuan ,ok
大宝：不要在意我讲的话，我们就各让一步，8块钱，好不好？
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal But no receipt
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
小傅：（环顾四周）好吧，就这样。但是不要收条。（大宝付了8块钱，小傅离开了）
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt I have to change my place
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!
大宝：一个多么厉害的女人啊，运气真不好，我现在破产了。我必须换地方了，希望我再也不要遇到她，走喽！
Act II
幕二
Mr Shi: The next scene happened in new century China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected The scene will tell you
Let’s enjoy it! 石先生：下一幕发生在新世纪，中国已经实行市场经济20多年了，社会全面发展乐，现在，小贩是怎样认知税收和纳税的呢？这一幕将展示给您。让我们开始吧。
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS") 市场上，大宝穿这一套白衣服，还有木板上写着，没有SARS病毒。
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan Eaten one, want nine Eaten one, want nine
大宝：羊肉串勒，羊肉串勒，好吃的羊肉串，香喷喷的羊肉串，保管您吃了还想吃！
Xiaofu: Hi,
小傅：您好！
Dabao: Hi
大宝：您好！
Two: What a familiar face
俩人暗忖：多么熟悉的面孔啊！
Two: It’s you!
俩人同时叫出来：是你啊！
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector
大宝：10年过去了，你仍然是一个收税员阿
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan
How is your business
小傅：十年过去了，你仍然在卖羊肉串。生意怎么样啊？
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing
大宝：一切都很好！10年过去了，你仍然是北京三河里的美人阿
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before
小傅：10年过去了，你和你的羊肉串看上去比20年前要干净多了
Dabao: Thank you No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me
大宝：谢谢，看，没有SARS病毒，很干净。为人民服务，也是为我自己服务。
Xiaofu: Great! Have you…
小傅：很好！你……（缴税了吗？）
Characters:
Mr Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change The first Act happened in 1980s
Act
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s) Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi Where is the taxi Here’s no taxi
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you6JJ
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I ’m just have a look The vendor has gone to the toilet
Xiaofu: Not the vendor Impossible! you ’ve been here for 2 hours6JJ
Dabao: Really (Xiaofu: Yes, of course)
How do you know it
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I ’ve been looking at you for two hours Dabao: It’ｓ a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan! My god I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok
Xiaofu: Don’t cheat me, you’ve sold more than 2 hundred ones
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter
7Yuan, my lovely beauty
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let’s split the difference 8 yuan ,ok
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal But no receipt
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt I have to change my place
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go! Act
人物：
史先生，小福，大宝。
史先生：税收是国家财政收入的主要来源。在过去的20年中，税收部门和纳税人的关系有了明显改变
。现在，税收部门——小福和纳税人——卖羊肉串的大宝将会上演这个改变。好生在1980年的一幕。
（1980年北京三里河的一个市场）
大宝：羊肉串，羊肉串了啊，吃一串，想九串，吃一串，想九串啊！您好，来点羊肉串吧。（羊肉串掉了
又捡了起来）
小福：交税，交税！
大宝：（换了脸色）出租车？哪有出租车？这没有出租车。
小福：交税！交——税！
大宝：什么是交税？我就知道有出租车！你想让我帮你叫出租车吗？出租车——！出租车——！
小福：够了！你是老板吗？
大宝：不，不，不，不是！我就是随便看看。老板去厕所了。
小福：你——不是老板？不可能！你已经在这呆2小时了。
大宝：是吗？（小福：当然。）你怎么知道的？
小福：我办公室的窗户就冲这开！我已经注意你2 个小时了。
大宝：好大的虫子啊！
小福：别浪费我的时间！请纳税——10元！
大宝：10元？我的天啊。我一天才挣20元！5元行吗？
小福：别骗我了，你已经挣过200元了。
大宝：6元，亲爱的姐姐？
7元，美女。
大宝：不是你刚才说的，也不是我刚才说的，让我们再重新定一个。8元，怎么样？
小福：（四处看了下）好吧，就这样，但是没有发票。
（大宝付了8元，小福离开了）
大宝：多精明的女人啊！倒霉！我破产了！我得换个地儿。希望不会再遇到她。走！
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