孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wifeis Wu Song
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hoodShe is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than meAll this I do not careI only want her to be tender
than meBut she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”
L:OKMy most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badlyYou have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washingI have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you(开始解围裙)Goan dask your
sonI’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are backWhyWhat happened
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to meLook at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting youI just want to tell you that you are always right OKAnd
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the marketHe said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him(下)
L(惊愕):WhatThe mayor’s sonThe most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has goneI have to cook for my mother and myself
JM(上):Where’s my breakfastWhere’s LunchHasn’t she got up yet
J:Mum,can’t you rememberLunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis uselessLunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next monthWE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):WhatWhatLunch is going to get marriedIt’s impossible!
AB&C:WhyA pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
标题: 孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t youI’ll go
with youYou take the money and I take the bride
B:Have you got any experience
J:NoBut I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry babyI’ll go and fetch the medicine (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
5人英语短剧阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
7人英语短剧Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧
The Gifts （礼物）中英文短剧剧本
4人英语短剧阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
7人英文话剧花木兰 Mulan
送个两个 ，你自己选一个，第一个比较搞笑 ，第二个比较简单 你自己看着办 ，但愿有你喜欢的 ！
英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue本文转自：wwwcoffbarcom小品剧本，简历封面，免费**
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hoodShe is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than meAll this I do not careI only want her to be tender than meBut she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell(地狱)! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Who can help me(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum
JM:I‘ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”
L:OKMy most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badlyYou have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washingI have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’tyou(开始解围裙)Go and ask your sonI’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are backWhyWhat happened
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to meLook at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting youI just want to tell you that you are always right OK And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the marketHe said:“If your daughter Haven‘t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him(下)
L(惊愕):WhatThe mayor’s sonThe most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done (下)
Act3本文转自：
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch !Where are my socks (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still
dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has goneI have to cook for my mother and myself
JM(上):Where’s my breakfastWhere’s LunchHasn’t she got up yet
J:Mum,can’t you rememberLunch has gone!
JM(沉吟刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is uselessLunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and Listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is 1mao enough
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next monthWE can go and rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):WhatWhatLunch is going to get marriedIt’s impossible!
AB&C:WhyA pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t youI’ll go
with youYou take the money and I take the bride
B:Have you got any experience
J:NoBut I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry babyI’ll go and fetch the medicine (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)
2、英语短剧：小兔子乖乖
时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨
地点：鸟语花香的动物王国
人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。
Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．Whatre you doing？
Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello，Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry，but I cant get it．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼。）
Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal．
Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind．
Duck：Thats all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！
Cat：Bye-bye！
（Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。）
Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。）
Duck：Dontworry，Miss Rabbit．Youll getwellsoon．
Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．Its so kind of you．
Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye！
Rabbit：Good-bye！
（Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。）
Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？
Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．ButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do．
Duck：Dont worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you．
（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck，Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。）
Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．Its really very kind of you．
Duck：Youre welcome，Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．Im going to see my grandmother．
Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Dont worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home．
Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog．
（Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）
英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is Wu Song
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hoodShe is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than meAll this I do not careI only want her to be tender
than meBut she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”
L:OKMy most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badlyYou have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washingI have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you(开始解围裙)Go and ask your
sonI’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are backWhyWhat happened
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to meLook at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting youI just want to tell you that you are always right OKAnd
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the marketHe said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him(下)
L(惊愕):WhatThe mayor’s sonThe most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has goneI have to cook for my mother and myself
JM(上):Where’s my breakfastWhere’s LunchHasn’t she got up yet
J:Mum,can’t you rememberLunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is uselessLunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next monthWE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):WhatWhatLunch is going to get marriedIt’s impossible!
AB&C:WhyA pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t youI’ll go
with youYou take the money and I take the bride
B:Have you got any experience
J:NoBut I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry babyI’ll go and fetch the medicine (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)
The Gifts（麦琪的礼物）
Mon：Tomorrow will be Christmas But Della feels very sad Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s The other is Della’s long beautiful hair
旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有187美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。
D: Life is so hard for me Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents
德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有187美元。
D: I—- I—- I have to have my hair cut and sold it In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）
D: Will you buy my hair
德拉：你买我的头发吗？
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair Sit down, please Take your hat off and let me have a look Oh, very beautiful Very good! Twenty dollars , OK
夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？
D: All right But please give it to me quickly
德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。
M: Here you are Twenty dollars
夫人：给你，20美元。
D: Thank you Bye
德拉：谢谢你，再见。
M: Bye
夫人：再见。
Mon：Della spent two hours in the streets Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain Now ,Della is at home
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain I think it must match Jim’s watch When he sees it he must be very happy
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim )
（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）
J: You—–
吉姆：你……？
D: Jim Don’t look at me that way I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present Jim, it will grow quickly You don’t mind, do you I just had to do it My hair grows very fast, you know Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy
德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
J: You’ve cut off your hair
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it It’s sold I tell you -sold and gone, too It’s Christmas Eve , Jim Be good to me, for it went for you
德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。
J: Well , Della Don’t make any mistake about me I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less I know, it went for me Look at this package
吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
D: What
德拉：什么？
J: Look at it yourself You ‘ll see
吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
D:Ah! The combs They were in the shop windows for many months!
德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims–just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。
D: But , Jim They are expensive combs I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession Now they are mine Thank you Jim
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first
吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you Can you guess
德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？
J: I’m sorry I won’t guess
吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。
D: Look A gold watch chain Isn’t it lovely ,Jim I hunted all over the town to find it You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now Give me your watch I want to see how it looks on it
德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找
的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我
想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while They’re too nice to use just at present I sold the watch to get the money And I bought the combs Now, Let’s have our supper
吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我
们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们
吃晚饭吧
Three Times’ Beating Monster
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/2412213fb57225ec54e723ebhtml
英语短剧剧本2
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/9b0b367a47c814ed2e73b3f4html
英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/6bd5a7efd266c316fdfa3cf4html
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hoodshe is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me all this i donot care i only want she to be tender than me but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”
l:okmy most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badlyyou have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you(开始解围裙)go and ask your son i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are backwhywhat happened
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you i just want to tell you that you are always right ok and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the markethe said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him(下)
l(惊愕):what the mayor’s sonthe most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gonei have to cook for my mother and myself
jm(上):where’s my breakfast where’slunchhasn’t she got up yet
j:mum, can’t you rememberlunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next monthwe can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what what lunch is going to get married it’s impossible!
ab&c:why a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou i’ll go
with you you take the money and i take the bride
b:have you got any experience
j:no but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry babyi’ll go and fetch the medicine (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
英语短剧剧本4
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/bedf7cd9846f5fe939012ff6html
英语小剧本-----小红帽
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/d3089d16e37af151f3de32f7html
英语短剧剧本6
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/8a38d407447ab8cd7b8947f7html
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/ea10918f15c86ffa513d925chtml
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/ca396059f205b32a2834f058html
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/c420c895a06fca4bd1135e5bhtml
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/1755f21f75240c63f624e425html
李佳琦直播预告清单1021 李佳琦直播预告1021。10月21日的李佳琦直播将在16:00正式开始，那么今天会有哪些内容，这次都卖了些什么呢，下面小编给大家带来李佳琦2021年10月21日双十一直播的内容预告，一起来看看吧。
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二、直播内容
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孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wifeis Wu Song
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hoodShe is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than meAll this I do not careI only want her to be tender
than meBut she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”
L:OKMy most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badlyYou have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washingI have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you(开始解围裙)Goan dask your
sonI’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are backWhyWhat happened
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to meLook at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting youI just want to tell you that you are always right OKAnd
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the marketHe said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him(下)
L(惊愕):WhatThe mayor’s sonThe most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has goneI have to cook for my mother and myself
JM(上):Where’s my breakfastWhere’s LunchHasn’t she got up yet
J:Mum,can’t you rememberLunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis uselessLunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next monthWE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):WhatWhatLunch is going to get marriedIt’s impossible!
AB&C:WhyA pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
标题: 孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t youI’ll go
with youYou take the money and I take the bride
B:Have you got any experience
J:NoBut I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry babyI’ll go and fetch the medicine (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
我们学院举办了很多的英语短剧大赛,这个剧年年都会被搬上来演,很搞笑,其中的细节可以自己再添加删减,呵呵,祝你们好运了~~
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