新白蛇传旁白:It
was
a
beautiful
night
when
Xu
Xian
and
Bai
Suzhen
came
out
of
the
Qiantang
River
Cinema
after
finishing
a
movie
The
moonlight
was
so
soft,
and
it
seemed
to
suggest
that
something
unusual
was
about
to
happen(在一个月朗星稀的夜晚，许仙和白素贞看完**从钱塘江**院走出来，二人亲密无比。)《千年等一回》前奏响起。
白素贞:Honey,
what
do
you
think
of
the
movie
Titanic
we
saw
just
nowIs
it
romantic
(语气娇柔，动作妩媚的抚摸着高耸的肚子)
许仙:Sweet,
wherever
we
go,
whatever
we
do,
I
will
feel
everything
romantic,
as
long
as
you
love
me
(满脸满足的微笑，伸手抚摸白素贞的脸)
白素贞:Darling…(学泰坦尼克里的rose姿势)
许仙:Love…(无比深情，搂着白素贞的腰;模仿泰坦尼克)白素贞:Musician!
Change
the
song!!旁白:Stop
you
two!
As
I
can
imagine,
no
one
of
the
audience
wants
to
know
what
you
will
do
next!
Meanwhile
,
both
of
you
are
so
ignorant
of
your
ignorance,
‘cause
the
danger
is
only
a
breath
awaySee!
Who
is
him!(法海跳到两人面前，音乐声落下。)
法海:Stop
there!(用手指着白素贞，语气凶狠，满脸怨恨)So
disgusting
!
I
can’t
stand
it
any
more!
Bai
Suzhe,
why
are
you
so
cool-bloody
to
me!
You
know
I
love
you,
you
know
the
one
I
love
all
across
the
world
are
you
But
why
you
didn’t
choose
me
Tell
me
why,
why
you
didn’t
give
me
your
hand
Tell
me
why,
is
there
something
I
have
missed
许仙:(语气不屑)Baby,
who
is
this
old
guy
Besides,
what
is
he
talking
about
白素贞:(一脸不屑的看看法海，转过头微笑的看着许仙)，Oh
dear,
there
is
no
need
for
us
to
care
him
He
is
just
a
mad
man
who
always
sends
short
messages
at
night
to
me
to
tell
me
how
lonely
he
is
and
how
much
he
loves
meBut
I
never
fall
love
with
him,
honey,
only
you,
only
you,
only
you
are
able
to
keep
my
company
to
the
end
of
my
life
法海:(手指气到颤抖的指着白素贞)Bai
Suzhen，why
Tell
me
why,
does
is
have
to
be
this
白素贞:(语气骄傲)OK!
Now
let
me
tell
you
the
reasons!
Look
at
Xu
Xian,
he
is
handsome
charming
clever
and
smart
Meanwhile
he
is
so
rich
that
he
has
many
houses
and
cars
As
all
girls
sit
here
today
know,
these
are
the
basics
of
the
marriages
in
the
21
century
(用手抚摸着肚子)What’s
more,
look,
here,
understand许仙:(语气骄傲)Guy,
you
are
so
poor
Look
at
yourself,
in
rags,
how
can
you
guarantee
her
happiness
You
are
just
good-of-nothing!
Get
away!
And
keep
distance
from
my
wife
forever!
法海:(语气凶狠)Bai
Suzhen,
you
are
so
cruel!
Well,
well,
I
am
still
here
to
kill
you,
you,
monster!
许仙:(冲上前，把白素贞挡在自己身后)Honey,
don’t
be
frightened!(拍拍胸脯)I
will
protect
you
from
the
crazy!Trust
me!
I
am
good
at
Chinese
Kungfu!
法海:Bai
Suzhen,
I
will
kill
you!
Kill
you!(从怀里拿出金帛，全场顿时金光闪)
许仙:a
a
a
a
(吓到躲到白素贞身后)
法海:In
fact,
you
are
good-of-nothing!
白素贞:(一脸镇定)Dear,
never
be
scared!I
can
manage
it
许仙:(惊恐)But
he
has
a
weapon,
while
you
don’t
You
forget
to
bring
your
sword,
you
are
always
that
careless!
I
told
you
not
to
throw
nearby!
旁白:Oh,
the
fighting
started!
It
was
really
a
heated
fight,
thunder,
lighting,
storm,
and
so
on
Of
course
we
don’t
have
the
opportunity
to
see
the
live
Nevertheless,
it
doesn’t
matter,
‘cause
the
highpoint
is
coming…白素贞(将肚子里的书包扔出来，狂哭):Oh,
my
god!
My
son
is
gone!
He
is
gone!法海:Bai
Suzhen,
it
is
your
revenge,
you
know,
it
is
not
my
fault…白素贞:Fa
hai!
He
is
just
a
new
life,
how
can
you
kill
him!
How
can!法海:It
doesn’t
matter
if
you
love
me
or
not,
love
is
right
there,
not
to
change
It
doesn’t
matter
you
are
with
me
or
not,
my
hand
is
in
yours
Let
me
embrace
you,
or
let
me
in
your
heart许仙:No
door!
What
the
hell
do
you
want
to
do!法海:You’d
better
not
speak,
otherwise,
I
will
kill
you
first!许仙:I
won’t
shut
up
until
you
swear
that
you
will
let
me
go…Otherwise,
I
will
give
some
color
see
see!白素贞:Honey,
aren’t
you
good
at
Chinese
Kungfu
Come
on,
and
beat
him!许仙:But
I
don’t
think
I
can
win
I
am
only
eating
Chinese
tofu…法海:hah
,
hah
Bai
Suzhen,
you
have
no
way
out!白素贞:Fahai,
let
us
have
a
break
first
It’s
unfair
for
us
to
fight
when
you
have
weapons
while
I
don’t
Therefore,
what
about
magic
power
PK法海:Magic
power
PK
OK!许仙:Honey,
come
on!
I
believe
you
are
the
best
!白素贞开始魔术表演。Fahai,
can
you
guess
what
the
suit
of
the
card
is
If
you
make
it,
I
acknowledge
the
defeat
If
not,
you
get
out
of
here
as
soon
as
possible!法海:well
…
huh…I…I…don’t
know
But
I
don’t
think
you
know
that!白素贞:It’s…法海:How
can!
How
can
you
manage
it!
I
don’t
believe!
You
must
be
cheating!白素贞:No,
I
never
do
that
法海:Or,
you
must
tell
me
the
secret!
白素贞:No,
I
can’t
!
Otherwise,
I
will
lose
the
capacity
to
protect
myself
and
my
husband法海:Then,
you
will
regret
what
you
have
done
today
when
you
are
in
the
hell!旁白:It
was
at
the
exactly
moment
that
Fahai
defeated
Bai
Suzhen
with
his
weapons
The
moon
was
gone,
the
night
became
that
dark,
and
I
can
even
heard
the
wind
crying…
白素贞:(悲伤)Dear,
I
don’t
wanna
leave
you
alone!
许仙:(悲伤)Dear,
no
!Don’t
go,
I
need
you!
(白素贞退场，许仙倒地。)
许仙:(用手指着法海，悲伤到颤抖)Fahai,
where
is
my
wife
Where
is
she!
What
will
you
do
to
her!
She
is
so
weak
that
even
the
wind
can
sweep
her
away…
法海:(站在许仙面前，骄傲大笑)哈哈哈，许仙，I
will
cook
this
snake
and
that
is
my
revenge!哈哈哈哈!
许仙:No!
No!旁白:As
you
can
see,
Xu
Xian
is
heart-broken
But
look,
what
he
will
do
next…
法海大笑着退场，许仙悲伤中缓缓起身，《二泉映月》响起。许仙悲伤地，缓缓地从怀里掏出手机。
许仙:Hello,
is
it
the
secretary
of
me
Have
you
the
assurance
for
my
wife
No
Oh,
no!
许仙挂了电话，动作缓慢地把手机放进口袋。《北风吹雪花飘》
许仙:Oh,
my
money!
Money!
Why
do
you
disappear
even
more
quick
than
my
wife
《北风吹雪花飘》落下，《千年等一回》再次响起，小青撑伞上。许仙眼睛直勾勾看着小青许仙:umbrella
unfurls,
alone
and
lost,
down
the
rainy
lane,
longing
for
a
lilac
like
her…Mz，may
I
know
your
name小青:My
name
is…
Xiao
Qing…许仙追出去。法海(上):It
doesn’t
matter
whether
you
see
me
or
not,
I
am
standing
here
with
no
emotions
It
doesn’t
matter
whether
you
miss
me
or
not,
the
feeling
is
right
there,
not
gone
孔雀东南飞（剧本）
这是去年某学院迎新晚会的话剧剧本，演出非常得成功，值得回忆的一次经历：）
——————第一场 <二情同依依>——————－－－－－－－－－－－
旁白：汉末建安中，庐江府小吏焦仲卿妻刘氏，为仲卿母斫遣，自誓不嫁。 其家逼之，乃没水而死。仲卿闻之，亦自缢于庭树。
兰之(作轻盈状出场):“同志们好!我就是传说中美貌与智慧并重，温柔与体贴的化身刘兰芝……我十三能织布,十四学裁衣,十五弹箜篌 ,十六诵诗书…十七岁那年——”
(焦仲卿出场)
（合唱:莫非前世那一眼，只为今生见一面，啊～
宁愿相守在人间，不愿飞作天上仙）
焦:“娘子～”
兰之:“相公…几日不见，你又消瘦了！”（二人对视）
焦:“娘子更甚憔悴，母亲又让你织布了吧？娘子辛苦了。”
（兰低头，沉默）
兰之（抬头）：“…只怕母亲是不会留我了。”
焦：“娘子莫担心，我不会让你离开我的，待我再去向母亲求情”（焦离去）
—————第二场 <遣去甚莫留>—————－－－－－－－－－－－－
(焦母正襟危坐于前,焦上前去一鞠躬)
焦 :“母亲啊,您看，兰之她温柔体贴，对您恭敬孝顺，您为什么总是对他不满意呢？！”
焦母：“乖儿子听话，那种女子不要也罢，娘再给你找个好媳妇，喏，东家有位芙蓉姐姐，娘看她是人见人爱，花见花开，车见车暴胎！！那和你真是龙配龙，凤配凤，老鼠配臭虫～～”
焦： “啊？！”
焦母：“青蛙配恐龙～～”
焦： “啊？！”
焦母：“噢～？不对，是美女配英雄～～”
焦： “不，孩儿已同兰之立下山盟海誓，相伴终生！我，是风儿她是沙，我是叶儿她是花，我是螃蟹她是虾，我是白菜她是地瓜～～”
焦母：“够了！你那媳妇瓜兮兮的，连块布都织不好！赶快打发走！”
————第三场 <离别在旦夕>—————－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
焦(焦从母亲那里郁闷的过来):“(深情地)娘子…”
兰之:“相公,无须多言——(唱:好花不常开,好景不常在,愁堆解笑眉，泪洒相思带,今宵离别后,何日君再来…)”
焦:“兰之,你先放心回家,等我把母亲搞定了就来接你”（唱：舍不得你的人是我，离不开你的人是我，相信你的人祝福你的人是我是我还是我）
兰之:“相公,I will be waiting for you”
(焦送兰之走,两人携手走一段,作别)
兰之:“君当作磐石,妾当作蒲苇,蒲苇纫如丝,磐石无转移…”
(两人悲伤的分别离去)
————第四场 <阿母大悲摧>—————－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
刘母:“兰之,怎么回来了”
兰之:“母亲,我……”
刘母（生气地）:“一定是被赶回来了！那婆娘果然卑鄙无耻，狼心狗肺，my god啊～～，我这是做了什么孽啊…(号啕大哭)
(兰之默默退下)
(路人甲拿着一块牌子走过舞台,牌子上写着,two days` later)
媒婆（上场）:“终于轮到我了！各位观众,我就是那前无古人，后无来者，驰名中外的跨世纪金牌媒人，铁齿铜牙小甜甜，创业数十年来，凭俺沉鱼落雁，闭月羞花之貌，能起死回生的三寸不烂之舌，促成了多少美满姻缘，连月老前天还说要拜俺为师呢，哈哈哈哈，哎哟，到了…”(走到门前,敲门,叮咚…)
刘母:“谁啊,来啦,来啦…”
刘母（开门）:“你找谁啊，阿婆？”
媒婆:“啊，你怎么这么说？人家可是黄花大闺女阿(做娇羞装)
刘母:“oh，抱歉抱歉，那请问姑娘有何事啊？”
媒婆:“是这样D，叶县县令大人的三公子对刘姑娘是一见钟情，越陷越深，现在是茶饭不思，水米不进啊，县令大人特请我来替三公子向刘姑娘提亲的。（唱：刘家溜溜的姑娘，人才溜溜的好哟，叶家溜溜的公子，看上溜溜的她哟～月亮弯弯，看上溜溜的她哟！）”
刘母：“（惊讶，害羞）哎呀呀，又走桃花运了！就目前形式看我的确风韵犹存啊，想当年俺也是美自比昭君，哪次出门不是万人空巷。只可惜，我已嫁作他人之妻。或者你可以找我丈夫商量一下，要是他也同意，我基本上也没什么意见。
媒婆：“（汗颜）刘大妈～～，我是来向兰之姑娘提亲的！”
兰之：“多谢你的好意啦，我曾与仲卿许下诺言，除非海水变黄金，满天掉馅饼，不然永不相弃的，你还是走罢。”
媒婆：“请刘姑娘三思啊，三公子他怎么也是少年得志，意气风发，羽扇纶巾，指点江山，激扬文字，风流倜傥，万人景仰阿，知道周洁伦不？他那造型还是和我们三公子学的呢……”
刘母（拿起扫帚，驱赶媒人）：“我靠，竟敢侮辱我偶像周杰伦～你这老太婆，还敢说，还敢说！”。
媒婆（夺门而出）：“没品味，不懂欣赏，oh，洁伦，不管别人怎样，我对你可是最拳拳痴心啊～～”
————第五场 <不得便相许>—————－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
媒婆(从袖子里掏出手机，拨号，甜甜地说):“hello哇，三公子啊～？
三公子（接听手机，眉头一皱）：“喂！！搞定没有哇～～？”
媒婆：“…小女子对不住您啊,俺把公子您的风流潇洒都说尽了，连我最爱的洁伦都提了，可那小娘子竟然是王八吃秤砣铁了心啊，她要和那个那个什么焦的永不相弃啊～～”
三公子:“我晕!就这样你也敢号称铁齿铜牙？饭桶，一群饭桶！还是待本公子亲自出马！”
三公子（出门,摇着一把儒生扇，模特步)：“ 凉风有信，秋月无边。思娇之情是度日如年啊！我虽不是,高大威猛，风流倜傥 ,但我有广阔的胸襟,加强劲的臂膀……”(走到兰之家,看见兰之正往外走)
三公子:“哇塞！美女!!(激动地上前拥抱，兰之躲开。三公子抱住刘兄欲亲吻之。回过神后，二人作呕吐状)
刘兄:“啊呀呀,这不是三公子吗,兰之,还不来拜见三公子!”
(兰之不安的走上前,作揖)
三公子（前进）:“兰之美眉～～一日不见，如三秋兮，你让我等的好辛苦啊～～”
兰之（后退）：“公子请自重，奴家已有意中人了。我与仲卿早已立下海誓山盟，相伴终生。我是风儿他是沙，我是牙膏他是刷，我是乌龟他是青蛙～～”
三公子:“你是天鹅他是癞蛤蟆！那个焦什么卿的，啊，他有我帅么？有我有钱么？有我这么有品味么？有当县令的老爹罩么？”
刘兄（紧接着三公子谄媚地说）:“就是,就是,想我们三公子才高八斗（打喷嚏）,学富五车,高大威猛(此时突然下蹲),英俊潇洒,号称一棵青松压海棠…是我们家兰之一时糊涂了，这门亲事咱们是做定啦！”(不顾兰之的反抗)
兰之:“哥哥,你怎么可以这样!我死也不嫁！”
刘兄:“闭嘴！！你在我这儿白吃白住还敢顶嘴？！人家三公子家有钱又有势,以后你哥混个局长当当也方便，比那个焦什么的好多啦,你就嫁了吧!”
兰之：“你……”
三公子：“如此就好，娘子，小生就待择日迎娶你了，哈哈哈”（唱：你要是嫁人不要嫁给别人，一定要嫁给我，带着你的嫁妆，领着你的妹妹，跟着那马车来…哈哈哈）
————第六场 <自挂东南枝>—————－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
旁白:仲卿听说兰之要重嫁的消息,急忙赶来
焦:“刘姑娘(心酸地),应该称叶夫人，恭喜恭喜啊,(苦涩地)呵呵”
兰:“仲卿,我是不会为了那只肥猫而违背我们的诺言的,要违背怎么也得找个像刘欢的啊，你怎么不相信我么”
焦:“磐石方且后,可以主千年,蒲苇一时纫,便做旦夕间你都要作叶家少奶奶了,还说什么诺言啊!不如这样，本着公平、公正、前卫的原则，不如我也去找个什么芙蓉姐姐的，这样大家公平嘛，娘子意下如何啊？”
兰（无奈地）:“匆匆美梦奈何天，爱到深处了无怨，千山阻隔万里远，来世再续今生缘～（唱：千山阻隔万里远，来世再续今生缘，啊～～，宁愿相守在人间，不愿飞作天上仙）
焦:“兰之…”（兰甩袖离去）
旁白:几天后,仲卿听到了兰之离世的消息后,悲伤欲绝
（仲卿向母亲房间方向跪下）
焦(一直低头):“魂兮梦兮有志难酬，天上人间不见不休…母亲，请恕孩儿不孝!!! ”
旁白:几天后,仲卿自挂东南枝,追随兰之而去(奏《你是风儿我是沙》)
（演员陆续上台）
这个故事告诉我们：
万恶的旧社会泯灭人性，民不聊生;万恶的地主老财，土匪恶霸欺压百姓，残害生灵，造成了刘兰芝和焦的悲剧。只有，只有毛主席才能领导无产阶级革命，打倒恶势力，推翻三座大山，建立新中国！让我们向敬爱的毛主席和现场观众致以崇高的敬礼！（齐呼：毛主席万岁~~~~~***万岁~~~~~~~）(奏《没有***就没有新中国》)
water bank essence 翻译: 水岸精华
重点词汇:essence n香精;本质，实质;精华，精髓。
其实water bank essence就是护肤品的意思
例句:1The essence of consultation is to listen to, and take account of, the views of those consulted
当顾问的精髓就在于倾听并考虑咨询者的观点。
2Others claim that Ireland's very essence is expressed through the language
其他人声称爱尔兰最精髓的东西是通过语言表现出来的。
扩展资料:
1Chapter two study the defect from the bank's essence, namely bank run
第二章，本文研究了银行本质决定其内在缺陷的问题，即银行挤兑效应的存在命题。
2International factoring has some specialties of trade, credit and agency, upholded by both commercial and bank credit, and in essence it's a kind of financing centered on transfer of account receivable
国际保理兼有买卖、信贷、代理的特征，具有商业和银行信用的双重支撑，本质上是以应收账款转让为核心的债权融资。
The Gifts（麦琪的礼物）
Mon：Tomorrow will be Christmas But Della feels very sad Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s The other is Della’s long beautiful hair
旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有187美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。
D: Life is so hard for me Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents
德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有187美元。
D: I—- I—- I have to have my hair cut and sold it In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）
D: Will you buy my hair
德拉：你买我的头发吗？
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair Sit down, please Take your hat off and let me have a look Oh, very beautiful Very good! Twenty dollars , OK
夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？
D: All right But please give it to me quickly
德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。
M: Here you are Twenty dollars
夫人：给你，20美元。
D: Thank you Bye
德拉：谢谢你，再见。
M: Bye
夫人：再见。
Mon：Della spent two hours in the streets Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain Now ,Della is at home
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain I think it must match Jim’s watch When he sees it he must be very happy
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim )
（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）
J: You—–
吉姆：你……？
D: Jim Don’t look at me that way I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present Jim, it will grow quickly You don’t mind, do you I just had to do it My hair grows very fast, you know Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy
德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
J: You’ve cut off your hair
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it It’s sold I tell you -sold and gone, too It’s Christmas Eve , Jim Be good to me, for it went for you
德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。
J: Well , Della Don’t make any mistake about me I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less I know, it went for me Look at this package
吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
D: What
德拉：什么？
J: Look at it yourself You ‘ll see
吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
D:Ah! The combs They were in the shop windows for many months!
德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims–just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。
D: But , Jim They are expensive combs I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession Now they are mine Thank you Jim
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first
吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you Can you guess
德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？
J: I’m sorry I won’t guess
吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。
D: Look A gold watch chain Isn’t it lovely ,Jim I hunted all over the town to find it You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now Give me your watch I want to see how it looks on it
德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找
的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我
想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while They’re too nice to use just at present I sold the watch to get the money And I bought the combs Now, Let’s have our supper
吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我
们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们
吃晚饭吧
Three Times’ Beating Monster
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英语短剧剧本2
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/9b0b367a47c814ed2e73b3f4html
英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
http://hibaiducom/huge/blog/item/6bd5a7efd266c316fdfa3cf4html
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hoodshe is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me all this i donot care i only want she to be tender than me but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”
l:okmy most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badlyyou have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you(开始解围裙)go and ask your son i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are backwhywhat happened
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you i just want to tell you that you are always right ok and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the markethe said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him(下)
l(惊愕):what the mayor’s sonthe most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gonei have to cook for my mother and myself
jm(上):where’s my breakfast where’slunchhasn’t she got up yet
j:mum, can’t you rememberlunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next monthwe can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what what lunch is going to get married it’s impossible!
ab&c:why a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou i’ll go
with you you take the money and i take the bride
b:have you got any experience
j:no but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry babyi’ll go and fetch the medicine (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
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英语短剧剧本6
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