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The Pocket Money

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)

Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students He has a lot of money now But how does he make the candies Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello, do you know me No Oh, let me tell you I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why The foolish students always come here I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now(看表)

First, put the flour on the table

Then, water, sugar, flour(边说边做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）

Wow, everything is ready!

糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…

S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）

(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）

M&A: Why

C: I’m dirty！

M: No, you look nice!

C: What can I do (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）

M&A: How much are they

S: Do you have money（轻蔑）

M&A: Money(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）

A: Me too

S: No money So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)

M: What can we do now

A: Let’s ask dad for money

M: But how to ask

A: How…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money（自信）

M: Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever (爸爸看报)

M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)

A: And play the guitar for us!

M: We know you play so well!

(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)

D: Oh What a bright day today!

M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)

D:OKOK! Let’s

(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like How about Edelweiss

M&A: Of course!

(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)

D: What’s the matter

M: Dad, we have no money!

A: Can we have some please

D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more

M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate

A: They look so sweet and nice!

M: Other students always buy them!

D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy Please go and do your homework(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)

M: What shall we do now

A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)

M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go(回到爸爸身边)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please！

D: Things are expensive these days We have to save money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)

A: And my ruler is broken（拿出断尺）

D: OK, children I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate It’s unhealthy! Do you know

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 给钱)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache

(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）

A: ……

D: What’s wrong

M: I’ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat The food at the school gate

M: Yes We had some candies just now

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo……

D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!

M&A: OK

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away

(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)

P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!

C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)

S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…

C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）

D: He

(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)

P: What’s the matter with them

D: They got a stomachache after having his candies

S: Really But I’ve never heard of it And……

P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more（非常严厉）

S: OK I know (羞愧)

C: Let’s go home Let’s go home

Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time They are bad for your health

D: Yes, he is right And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me Try to be an honest person! Will you

M&A: OK, dad!

P: Let’s take them to the hospital now

D: OK, Let’s go

N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon

Cathy

Susan

Angel and Servant

Aside and Clerk

Summary

Susan很苗条，Cath和胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……

This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves

Scene I

(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street)

Cathy: Hello, Susan How are you

Susan: I’m not doing well

Cathy: Why not

Susan: I’m too fat I want to lose some weights

Cathy: Really But I want to become fat

Susan: Are you crazy Being fat is a terrible thing Look at me My abdomen looks like a swimming belt It is so ugly

(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen)

Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel content

Susan: You’re so kind Your words make me happy

Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding

Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)

Why are you not me and I am not you

(Susan seems to intend doing something)

Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together

Cathy: It sounds good I can help you and you can help me That’s wonderful (Saying loudly)

Susan: We begin planning right away

Cathy: Uh! Let’s go

Scene II

(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me)

Servant: Welcome! Do you want to take part in our class

Cathy: Yes! We will

Servant: Ok!

Susan: Why do you take me here

Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it” commercial on TV It looks great So I want to trust it and help you become thinner

Susan: Oh…! Why do you also particular in

Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together (Ha! Ha!)

(After several days)

Susan: Why It’s no use to me, but you become much thinner (Crying)

Cathy: I don’t want it, too (Crying)

(The two girls are very angry to look the servant)

Servant: It’s not my fault (She escapes from the store)

Scene III

(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds)

Cathy: McDonalds

Susan: Fast food has high calories It is the best food to make you fat

Clerk: May I help you

Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two cokes

Clerk: What

Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute (Talks to the waiter)

(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side)

Cathy: I can’t eat all of them

Susan: The food is not just for you

Cathy: Don’t you want to be thin

Susan: Yes

Cathy: You can’t eat them, because they will make you fat

Susan: But I can’t oppose the attraction

(Cathy gives Susan a look)

Susan: Let me think

(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear)

Evil: You can eat it Anyway, you have time to lose weight

Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time You will not lose any weight

Evil: Listen to me I’m right

Angel: No, he’s wrong

(Evil begins to fight against the angel)

Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)

Cathy: Are you OK

Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today

Cathy: OK!

Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered before

Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute

(They sit down and begin to eat)

Cathy: Um…It’s so greasy Do I have to eat this

Susan: Yes, you must eat it I can help you (Susan takes food to stuff Cathy’s mouth) Poor girl!!!

Scene IV

(Angel and Evil appear again)

Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her

Evil: If you don’t believe me, you could see the result later

Angel: I hope you are right

(Several weeks later, they walk along the street)

Susan: I’m so hungry I want to eat

Cathy: I’m so full I want to vomit

(They hug each other and cry loudly)

Cathy: I don’t want to be fat

Susan: I don’t want to be thin (They say it at the same time)

(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears)

Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes You need to ask a professional nutritionist

Cathy and Susan: So…! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg)

Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help us

Cathy and Susan: We won’t let you go until you help us

Angel: Oh, god!!

(Cathy and Susan chase the angel The evil stays there)

Evil: What has happened (Shrug)

我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛

焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)

刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)

焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)

刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)

太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)

强盗burglars(abandc)

prologue 序幕

(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)

j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my

wife is wusong

译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!

译：我才不怕你呢！

(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hoodshe is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me all this i donot care i only want she to be tender than me but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)

my god! who can help me(下)

译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？

act1 第一幕

(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)

jm(拄拐棍上):i can!

(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you

l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum

jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”

l:okmy most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up

jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badlyyou have been so rude, so brusque,so

lazy……

l:but……

jm:never interrupt me!

l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all

daylong,cooking and washing i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken

and……

jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!

l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you(开始解围裙)go and ask your son i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)

act2

(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)

l:mum, i’m back!

lm:you are backwhywhat happened

l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law

lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on

marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen

to me look at yourself……

l:but,mum……

lm:never interrupt me!

l:mum,i’m not interrupting you i just want to tell you that you are always right ok and

i’ll marry whomever you want me to

lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the markethe said:“if your daughter

haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go

and tell him(下)

l(惊愕):what the mayor’s sonthe most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood (手中的锅

铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

act3

(j睡眼惺忪上)

j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks

(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!

(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself

(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围

裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now

she has gonei have to cook for my mother and myself

jm(上):where’s my breakfast where’slunchhasn’t she got up yet

j:mum, can’t you rememberlunch has gone!

jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless lunch is an ice

girl,go and take her back!

j(立正敬礼):yes madam!

act4

(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)

a:hey you!stop and listen to us!

the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)

ab&c:give us all your money!

j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough

(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)

a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!

b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!

c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next monthwe can go and

rob the wedding!

a&b:good idea!

j(惊讶):what what lunch is going to get married it’s impossible!

ab&c:why a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!

j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!

(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou i’ll go

with you you take the money and i take the bride

b:have you got any experience

j:no but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

act5

(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)

(j和三强盗跃至台中)

abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!

a:the road is built by me!

b:and i planted one tree

c:if you want to go by this street---

j:give us all your money!

(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)

l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)

(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)

j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）

(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)

(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you

l(哭状):i hurt a lot!

j:don’t cry babyi’ll go and fetch the medicine (下)

l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)