跪求英语幽默短文.最好能让人喷血三升的！不要色情的！

Second language

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

改改,添一下

I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins" The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins" After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets" Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers" Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

"Congratulations, you got twins x2" Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons" All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong I work for 7up"!

四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎"男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理"过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎"男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了我是3M公司的董事"最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎"男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作"他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes A wild gleam came into the judge's eye "You are a school teacher, eh" said he "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times"

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”（这个不错吧，哈哈，刚开始还没完全懂呢）

Who Shot Abraham Lincoln

Mr Smith and his son Rick were called to teacher 's classroom

“ Mr Smith, ” said the teacher, “ I asked Rick 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln' and he said that he didn't do it! ”

“ Well, teacher, ” said Smith, “ if my kid said he didn't do it — he didn't do it! ” Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turned to the boy and asked, “ Tell me, son, did you do it ”

Change

A lady lost her handbag during a day of shopping It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm That's funny When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it Now there are twenty singles” The boy quickly replied, “That's right, lady The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have change for a reward”

Autograph (签名)

“ Dad, Can you write in the dark ”

“ I think so What is it you want me to write ”

“ Your name on this report card ”

Have a Wife

At Sunday School they were doing the Creation story and Johnny heard how Eve was created from Adam's side

Later that week Johnny's mother noticed him lying down as though he was ill and she asked:

What's the matter with you

I have a pain in the side, I think I'm going to have a wife

Free Haircut

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc - he placed the boy in the chair

“ I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said “I'll be back in a few minutes”

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, “Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you”

“That wasn't my daddy,” said the boy “He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!”

Go to School

Tommy had reached school age His mother managed with a blast of [1]propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet and so on Came the first day, he eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school

Next morning when she woke him up, he asked “What for ” She told him it was time to get ready for school

“What, again ” he asked

Happy Birthday to You

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time Thee church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the [2]aisle , carrying lighted candles All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice, “Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you” Adam's Suit

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible With [3]fascination , he looked at the old pages as he turned them Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages “ Momma, look what I found, ” the boy called out “ What have you got there, dear ” his mother asked With [4]astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, “ I think it's Adam's suit!!!!! ”

Stupid

A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating some candy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hair on the floor

“Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy” asked the barber

“Don't be so stupid, I'm only three!!” said the girl!

Nearly

Father: How did you exams go

Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject

Father: What do you mean, nearly 100

Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !

[注释1] propaganda n 宣传

[注释2] aisle n 走廊， 过道

[注释3] fascination n 魔力 , 入迷 , 魅力 , 迷恋 , 强烈爱好

[注释4] astonishment n 惊讶

Answer

Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions

Arnold : I don't know ma'am

Teacher: Correct!'

A Natural Childbirth

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “ How was I born ”

“ Well honey ” said the slightly prudish[1] parent, “ the stork[2] brought you to us ”

“ Oh, ” said the boy “ Well, how did you and daddy get born ” he asked

“ Oh, the stork brought us too ”

“ Well how were grandpa and grandma born ” he persisted

“ Well darling, the stork brought them too! ” said the parent

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher The opening sentence is:

“ This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations ”

Presents

It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher A florist[3] 's daughter came up and gave her teacher a box The teacher said, “ I'll bet these are flowers! ” The girl replied, “ How did you know “ Just a lucky guess, ” she said

Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box She said that she knew it was candy When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, “ Just a lucky guess ”

Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box's corners was damp[4] from a leak The teacher asked the boy if it was wine The boy said, “ No ” She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne[5] The boy again said no Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box He said happily, “ A puppy[6]! ”

Not Enough

A child comes home from his first day at school His Mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today”

The kid replies, “Not enough They want me to come back tomorrow”

Scare

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school One day he made the teacher quite surprised He tapped her on the shoulder and said “ don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking[7]”

Cosmetology

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream[8] on her face “ Why do you do that, mommy ” he asked “ To make myself beautiful, ” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue[9] “ What's the matter ” asked Little Johnny “ Giving up ”

Play

A little girl asked her mother, “ Can I go outside and play with the boys ” Her mother replied, “ No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough ” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “ If I can find a smooth one, can I play with[10] him ”

Understand

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb[11], though his mother had tried everything from bribery[12] to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, “If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up[13] like a balloon” Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, “Uh-ohI know what you've been doing”

You Are Jesus

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, age 5 and Ryan, age 3 The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake Their mother saw the opportunity to teach a moral lesson and said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake I can eat when he is finished'

So Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus”

Answer

A first grade teacher was telling her class about the 3 little pigs She got to the part where the pigs get the building materials and said, “The first little pig went up to[14] a man and asked, ‘ Excuse me sir, but may I have some straw to build a house'”

The teacher wanted to know if the class was paying attention so she asked, “What do you think the man said”

One boy raised his hand and said, “I think maybe the man said something like, ‘WOW! A talking pig!'”

[注释1] prudish adj 过分规矩的， 装正经的

[注释2] stork n [ 鸟 ] 鹳

[注释3] florist n 种花人

[注释4] damp adj 潮湿的

[注释5] champagne n 香槟酒， 香槟色

[注释6] puppy n ( 常指未满一岁的 ) 小狗， 小动物，自负的青年

[注释7] spanking n 拍击， 打屁股； adj 强烈的， 疾行的； adv 显著地

[注释8] cold cream n 雪花膏， 冷霜 ( 一种化妆品 )

[注释9] tissue n 薄纸， 棉纸， 薄的纱织品

[注释10] play with 玩， 戏弄， 摆弄； 不大认真考虑 ( 某一问题 )

play with fire 玩火， 做危险的事

[注释11] thumb n 拇指； vt 以拇指拨弄， 笨拙处理， 弄坏，翻阅， 作搭车手势

[注释12] bribery n 行贿； 贿赂， 受贿， 被收买 commit bribery 行 [ 受 ] 贿

[注释13] blow up 形成 A storm blew up 风暴骤起。

[注释14] go up to 前往

Pity

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses She started her class by saying, “ Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up! ”

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up The teacher said, “ Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny ”

“ No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself[3]!

Threaten

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new” He looks at it, then crumples[4] it up into a ball and throws it away

He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new” He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away

He then gets an idea He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door He takes another piece of paper and writes, “Dear baby Jesus If you ever want to see your mother again

Puzzle

Mom and Dad were trying to console[5] Susie, whose dog had recently died

“ You know, it's not your fault that the dog died He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God ”

Susie, still crying, said “ What would God want with a dead dog ”

Where is God

A little girl was eating a doughnut[6] on her way to church Since she could not eat inside, she left it outside and she prayed, “ God, will you please watch my doughnut and not go anywhere else Thank you! ” Then she went inside When the priest said, “ God is here, God is there, and God is everywhere! ” The little girl said, “ You are wrong! God is outside watching my doughnut! ”

Punish

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do

Teacher: Of course not!

Boy: Good cause I didn't do my homework!

The Ugliest

Three friends die and go to heaven The first guy gets handcuffed[8] to one of the ugliest girls there

“ Why ” he asks

St Paul replies, “ When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone ” The same happens to the second guy He asks why

St Paul replies, “ When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone ” The third guy laughs at his friends and says, “ Thank God I didn't do anything like that ” He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven The other two guys ask, “ Why ”

“ Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone 。”

Puzzle

A group of kindergarten[10] children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board[11], of the 10 most wanted men

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person

“ Yes, ” answered the policeman

“ Well, ” wondered the child, “ why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ”

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hard的读音是：英[hɑd]。

hard的读音是：英[hɑd]。hard的例句是用作形容词(adj)The ground is as hard as stone after the long drought长期干旱之后,土地硬得就像石头一样。hard的词语用法是adj(形容词)hard作“困难的”解时,指要消耗很大的体力去做某事,有时也指精神上的困难。

一、详尽释义点此查看hard的详细内容

adj(形容词)坚固的猛烈的，烈性的冷酷无情的，硬心肠的，苛刻的硬的，坚硬的（人）结实的辛苦的，艰难的，困难的，艰苦的，费力的，困苦的，耗费体力的难懂的，难做的，难以回答的adv(副词)猛烈地，猛力地努力地，艰难地，费力地，困难地接近地重重地，沉重地立即地彻底认真地大量地长时间地n(名词)硬海滩登陆处硬质强迫苦役v(动词)（使）艰难，变艰辛二、双解释义

adj(形容词)硬的,坚实的,坚固的 not soft or yielding to the touch or easily cut; solid; firm难做的,难懂的,难答的,困难的 difficult to do or understand or answer; not easy[A]辛苦的,努力的 showing much effort; energetic(天气)凛冽的 (of the weather) severe硬心肠的,冷酷无情的,严厉的 unfeeling; unsympathetic; harshadv(副词)努力地 with great effort, energy or concentration; strenuously; intently艰难地 with difficulty; with a struggle严重地,猛烈地 severely; heavily三、词典解释

1硬的;坚硬的;坚固的

Something that ishard is very firm and stiff to touch and is not easily bent, cut, or broken

eg He shuffled his feet on thehard wooden floor

他拖着脚在硬木地板上走动。

eg Something cold andhard pressed into the back of his neck

一个冰冷梆硬的东西顶在了他的脖梗儿上。

hardness

He felt the hardness of the iron railing press against his spine

他感觉到硬邦邦的铁栏杆顶着自己的脊梁。2难做的;困难的

Something that ishard is very difficult to do or deal with

eg It'shard to tell what effect this latest move will have

很难说最近这次行动会有什么结果。

eg She found ithard to accept some of the criticisms directed towards her and her work

她发现某些针对自己和自己工作的批评意见很难接受。

3努力地;使劲地

If you workhard doing something, you are very active or work intensely, with a lot of effort

hard的意思

eg I'll workhard I don't want to let him down

我会努力工作，我不想让他失望。

eg Am I trying toohard

我是不是努力过头了？

4累人的;费力的;费劲的

Hard work involves a lot of activity and effort

eg Coping with three babies is veryhard work

照顾3个宝宝是非常累人的活儿。

eg ahard day's work

一天的辛苦工作

5仔细地;认真地

If you look, listen, or thinkhard, you do it carefully and with a great deal of attention

eg He looked at mehard

他使劲盯着我看。

eg You had to listenhard to hear the old man breathe

你要仔细听才能听见老人的呼吸声。

6猛力地;用力地

If you strike or take hold of somethinghard, you strike or take hold of it with a lot of force

eg I kicked a dustbin veryhard and broke my toe

我狠狠地踢了一脚垃圾箱，结果脚趾骨折了。

7强烈地;猛烈的;长时间地

You can usehard to indicate that something happens intensely and for a long time

eg I've never seen Terry laugh sohard

我从未见过特里如此放声大笑。

eg It was snowinghard by then

当时雪下得很大。

8冷酷无情的;心肠硬的

If a person or their expression ishard, they show no kindness or sympathy

eg His father was ahard man

他的父亲是个冷酷无情的人。

eg Kate realized that the previoushard look on Maggie's face had been a mask

凯特意识到玛吉原先的那副冷酷表情其实是装出来的。

9苛刻的;严厉的;不友善的

If you arehard on someone, you treat them severely or unkindly

eg Don't be sohard on him

别对他太苛刻了。

10有害的;不利的

If you say that something ishard on a person or thing, you mean it affects them in a way that is likely to cause them damage or suffering

hard

eg The grey light washard on the eyes

光线暗淡对眼睛不利。

eg These last four years have beenhard on them

过去的这四年里他们吃了不少苦。

11（生活、一段日子）艰难的，艰苦的

If you have ahard life or ahard period of time, your life or that period is difficult and unpleasant for you

eg It had been ahard life for her

对她而言，那是一段非常艰苦的生活。

eg Those werehard times

那些岁月是非常艰难的。

hardness

In America, people don't normally admit to the hardness of life

在美国，人们通常不承认生活过得艰苦。12非常寒冷的;凛冽的

Ahard winter or ahard frost is a very cold one

eg a prolonged period ofhard frost

漫长的强霜冻期

eg I am expecting a long,hard winter

我估计冬天会漫长而寒冷。

13（颜色）刺目的，晃眼的;（声音）刺耳的，难听的

Hard colours or sounds are harsh or bright and unpleasant to see or hear

eg The sea was ahard blue

大海呈一片耀眼的蓝色。

14（证据、资料）可靠的，确凿的

Hard evidence or facts are definitely true and do not need to be questioned

eg He wanted morehard evidence

他想要更多确凿的证据。

eg There are probably fewerhard facts about the life of Henry Purcell than that of any other great composer since the Renaissance

有关亨利·普赛尔生平的可靠资料可能比任何其他文艺复兴以来的伟大作曲家都要少。

15（水质）硬的（指含钙化合物较多）

Hard water contains a lot of calcium compounds that stop soap making bubbles and sometimes appear as a deposit in kettles and baths

16（毒品）毒性强的，烈性的

Hard drugs are very strong illegal drugs such as heroin or cocaine

17（语音）发硬音的

In phonetics, ahard sound is one such as 'c' or 'g' as pronounced in the words 'cat' or 'give', and not as in the words 'cinema' or 'general'

18离…很近的

If one thing ishard by another, it is very close to it

eg Paradise Street was a short, crowded street near the railway station andhard by the factory

天堂街是火车站附近一条拥挤的小街道，离该工厂很近。

19受到不公平待遇的;委屈的

If you feelhard done by, you feel that you have not been treated fairly

eg The hall porter was feelinghard done by at having to extend his shift

酒店行李搬运工因为被迫延长当班时间而愤愤不平。

20困难的;艰难的

If you say that something ishard going, you mean it is difficult and requires a lot of effort

eg The talks had beenhard going at the start

会谈从一开始就举步维艰。

21受到沉重打击的;受严重影响的

To behard hit by something means to be affected very severely by it

eg California's been particularlyhard hit by the recession

加利福尼亚受经济衰退的影响尤为严重。

22佯装不感兴趣;故意摆谱

If someoneplays hard to get, they pretend not to be interested in another person or in what someone is trying to persuade them to do

eg I wanted her and she was playinghard to get

我想得到她，但她却故意装出不感兴趣的样子。

23十分困难的;处于困境的

If someone ishard put to do something or, in British English if they arehard pushed to do something, they have great difficulty doing it

eg Mr Morton is undoubtedly cleverer than Mr Kirkby, but he will behard put to match his popularity

莫顿先生无疑比柯克比先生更聪明，但他将很难像柯克比先生那样受人欢迎。

24为…而非常苦恼（或难受）；因…而沮丧

If youtake somethinghard, you are very upset or depressed by it

eg Maybe I just took it toohard

可能我真的对此事太过耿耿于怀。

四、例句

The ground is as hard as stone after the long drought

长期干旱之后,土地硬得就像石头一样。

It's very hard to maintain a relationship

要维持一段关系,是很困难的。

It's very hard on parents when their children are rebellious

对父母来说,孩子叛逆是个很棘手的问题。

He likes to pretend he is hard, but he is really soft underneath

他喜欢故作坚强,但是他内心真的很脆弱。

She has really good looks but a hard heart

她确实长得漂亮,可是却有一颗残酷的心。

He gave the door a hard shove and it opened

他猛地一推门,门开了。

I don't want to go out in such hard weather

我不想在这么冷的天气里出门。

We need some hard evidence to support our claim

我们需要一些确凿的证据来支持我们的主张。

Most importantly, you must work hard to catch up

最为重要的是,你必须努力学习,迎头赶上。

The senator was hard opposed by her rivals on the issue of social welfare

那名参议员在社会福利问题上遭到对手强烈的反对。

Small businesses in particular were hit hard by the recession

尤其是一些小企业在经济萧条中遭受了严重的打击。

You need to keep moving ahead hard and confidently

你要坚定而充满信心地走下去。

五、常见句型

用作形容词(adj)用作定语～+ nMake a hard knot

打一个结实的结。Granite is a very hard stone

花岗岩是一种很坚硬的石头。The jar contained assorted hard candies

这罐子里装有什锦硬糖。Can linguistics ever be a hard science like physics

语言学是否能成为像物理学那样实在的科学The teacher asked a hard question

老师问了一个很难回答的问题。That's hard work

那是一项辛苦的工作。This behaviour is not conducive to hard work

这种举止行为不可能认真勤奋地工作。They have had a hard time bringing up ten children

他们把10个孩子拉扯大真不容易。This project is a hard task

这个工程是一项艰巨的任务。Hard conditions turned her hair grey

艰苦的环境使她的头发变白了。The village was quiet Most farmers were fast asleep after a day's hard work

村子里静悄悄的。在一天的辛勤劳动之后,大多数农民都已经熟睡了。Only hard work gives good results

努力工作才能有好的结果。It takes hard work to get ahead in business

要想在商业上获得成功需要努力工作。Her husband is a hard drinker

她丈夫酗酒。The hard rain flattened the tomato plants

暴雨把西红柿秧打倒伏了。This has been a hard winter

这是一个严寒的冬天。A hard illness kept him in bed for a whole year

重病使他整整一年卧床不起。A hard blow knocked the boxer down

对方猛烈的一拳将这个拳击手击倒在地。We dealt hard blows at the enemy

我们狠狠地打击了敌人。The lawyers exchanged hard words

律师们唇枪舌剑,互不相让。We know that this man is a hard bargainer

我们听说此人善于讨价还价。He gave me a hard, bleak look

他冷冷地盯了我一眼。John's father is a man with a hard heart

约翰的父亲是个铁石心肠的人。Good sports records come from hard training

良好的运动成绩是靠严格训练取得的。He has a hard father

他有一个严厉的父亲。He had a hard look on his face

他表情严峻。Hard feelings existed between the neighbours

那些邻居们彼此抱有敌意。n +～That's a hill hard to climb

那是座难爬的山。用作表语S+be+～This bit of wood feels hard

这块木头摸起来很硬。The rock here was hard as flint

这里的岩石像燧石一样坚硬。The soft, warm body became hard and cold

那温暖柔软的身体变得又硬又冷。The exam was extremely hard

这次考试非常难。Though nurses' work is very hard,I like it very much

虽然护士工作很苦,我还是很喜欢它。When times are hard, incidents of theft and cheating usually go up

当时世艰难时,偷窃和欺骗事件通常便会增多。Unloading the boxes is hard, inspecting them is difficult

把盒子卸下来是费劲的,检查它们则是困难的。S+be+～+ prep -phraseThis job will be hard for me

这工作对我来说将会是很困难的。The stone is hard to the touch

这石头很硬。He is hard and unfeeling towards his children

他对自己的孩子严厉无情。Life is really hard with Jim

吉姆的日子实在很难。S+be+～+(for sb) to- vThe poem is hard to understand

这首诗难懂。Old habits are hard to break

积习难改。This seems hard to explain

这个问题好像难以说清楚。She says her husband is hard to please

她说她的丈夫是难以取悦的。She is hard to deal with

对付她是很难的。The ground is too hard to dig

地硬得没法挖。The task is too hard for them to finish ahead of time

任务太艰巨,他们提前完成不了。S+be+

active用英语说：

英：[/ˈæktɪv/]；美：[/ˈæktɪv/]

一、中文翻译

adj 活跃的；积极的；有效的；在运行的

n 主动语态

二、形式

比较级：more active

最高级：most active

三、短语搭配

1 active participant 积极参与者

2 active duty 在役

3 active voice 主动语态

4 active role 主动角色

5 active lifestyle 活跃的生活方式

6 active ingredient 有效成分

四、双语例句

1 She plays an active role in local politics

她在地方政治中发挥了积极的作用。

2 He is active in various social activities

他在各种社会活动中都很活跃。

3 We need to take an active approach to this problem

我们需要对这个问题采取积极的态度。

4 The virus is still active in her body

病毒在她的身体里仍然活跃。

5 Physical exercise keeps you active and healthy

体育锻炼能使你保持活力和健康。

6 The active ingredient in this medicine is aspirin

这种药的有效成分是阿司匹林。

五、用法

1 "Active" 作为形容词，用于形容一个人、动物或事物正在行动中，或积极参与某事。例如：She is an active member of the community (她是社区的一名积极成员。)

2 在语言学中，"active" 还可以用来形容主动语态，与被动语态相对。例如：In the sentence 'I kicked the ball', 'kicked' is in the active voice (在句子“I kicked the ball”中，“kicked”是主动语态。)

3 "Active" 还可用来形容一个正在运行或正在进行的系统或设备。例如：The alarm system is active (警报系统处于开启状态。)

4 "Active" 可以用来形容一种生活方式或态度，表示活跃或积极。例如：Leading an active lifestyle can contribute to better health (过一种积极的生活方式可以有助于改善健康状况。)

5 在化学和医学中，"active" 用来形容具有生物活性的成分或物质。例如：The active ingredient in this cream helps to soothe the skin (这种霜的有效成分有助于舒缓皮肤。)

6 "Active" 作为形容词时，常常与其他名词搭配，形成固定短语，如 "active participant"（积极参与者）、"active role"（主动角色）等。例如：He was an active participant in the discussion (他是讨论的积极参与者。)

六、同义词

adj 积极的；[物化]活跃的；主动的；[电子]有效的；现役的

positive，valid，available，effective，virtual

n 主动语态；积极分子

rustler

Live、Life的区别为：意思不同、用法不同、词性不同。

一、意思不同

1Live意思：住，居住，生存，活着，(尤指在某时期)活着。

2Life意思：生命，人命，性命，人的存活，生物，活物。

二、用法不同

1Live用法：live的基本意思是“居住，住”，引申可作“活，生存”“以某种方式生活”“继续存在，留存”“享受生活”等解。live可用作及物动词，也可用作不及物动词。用作及物动词时通常接同源宾语，有时也接experience等和动词不同源的词，表示“过…的生活，有…的实践或经历”。

2Life用法：life的基本意思是指使人或其他生物的活动、成长,从而有别于死的物体、岩石或其他无机物体的“生命”，也可指一切有生命的东西，即“生物”。life也可指“人生，人的存在”或人在一生中的经历，即“生活”。

三、词性不同

1Live词性：是动词，做谓语。

2Life词性：是名词，做宾语或主语。

字、词篇

第一单元

锐不可当(dāng) 业已(yǐ) 绥(suí)靖(jìng) 阌(wén)乡 聿(yù) 鄂(è) 豫(yù)

阻遏(è)疟子(yàozi) 寒噤(jìn) 蹿(cuān) 仄(zè)歪(wāi) 张皇(huáng)失措 尖利

能耐 央告 转弯抹角 月明风清 拂(fú)晓 瓦砾(lì) 地窖(jiào) 鞠(jū)躬(gōng)

颤(chàn)巍巍(wēi) 箧(qiè) 赃物 制裁 荡然无存 纳粹(cuì) 肃穆 荒谬(miù) 健忘

第二单元

谋(móu)死 鼹(yǎn)鼠 切切(qiè)察察(chá) 絮(xù)说 顺顺流流 辟(pì)头 苌(cháng) 浯(wú) 震悚(sǒng) 干戚 图赞 懿(yì) 皋(gāo) 骇(hài) 掳(lǔ) 疮(chuāng)疤(bā)

诘(jié)问 渴慕(mù) 疏懒 霹(pī)雳(lì) 孤孀(shuāng) 差(chāi)使 狼籍 簌簌(sù) 典质 惨淡 赋闲 勾留 迂(yū) 蹒(pán)跚(shān) 拭(shì)擦 颓(tuí)唐 触目伤怀

琐屑 情郁(yù)于中 大去 交卸(xiè) 凹凼(dàng) 尴(gān)尬 (gà) 烦躁 微不足道

大庭广众 杨绛(jiàng) 塌(tā)败 默存 伛(yǔ) 翳(yì) 滞(zhì)笨 愧(kuì)怍(zuò)

攥(zuàn) 荒僻(pì) 取缔(dì) 骷髅 克扣 接济(jì) 唏(xī)嘘(xū) 稀罕 噩(è)耗 呵斥 焦灼(zhuó) 伎(jì)俩(liǎng) 颠(diān)沛(pèi) 吊(diào)唁(yàn) 文绉绉(zhōu)

长途跋涉 穷愁潦倒 风尘苦旅 鸡零狗碎 低眉顺眼 连声诺诺 生死祸福

八年级（下）古诗文默写

1、“欲为圣明除弊事， 。” （韩愈《左迁至蓝关示侄孙湘》）

2、“莫道不消魂， ， 。” （李清照《醉花阴》）

3、“ ，甲光向日金鳞开。” （李贺《雁门太守行》）

4、“ ，愁云惨淡万里凝。” （岑参《白雪歌送武判官归京》）

5、“蝉则千转无穷， 。” （吴均《与朱元思书》）

6、《题破山寺后禅院》中历来为人们传诵的两句是： ， 。

7、《左迁至蓝关示侄孙湘》中寓情于景是诗句是： ,

8、《别云间》中深刻的表现出诗人内心深处亡国之痛十分深沉的诗句是：

“ ， ！”

9、《水调歌头》中诗句“ , , 。”到出了世间万事万物不可能永远完美、团圆，人生有聚也有散的自然规律，富含人生哲理。《水调歌头》中道尽了千载离人心愿的词句是: ,

10、人们常引用韩愈《马说》中的句子：“ ， 。 ，

。”来说明：人才需要有人来发现和培养，发现人才的人很重要，比人才更难得。《马说》中阐明千里马被埋没的根本原因是：

《马说》中写千里马的屈辱至死的句子是：“ ， 。”

《马说》中表明全文主旨的一句是：“ ， 。”

11、《送董邵南游河北序》中揭示作者写作意图的句子是： ,

12、《陈涉世家》写陈涉年轻时的远大抱负的句子是：“ 。”

《陈涉世家》中表现陈涉对封建贵族制度不满的句子是：“ ！”

13、生活中，许多人（比如优秀的人民教师）有极强的奉献精神，我们常用李商隐《无题》中的诗句：“ ， 。”来称赞他们。

14、《白雪歌送武判官归京》中咏雪的千古名句是 ， 。

《白雪歌送武判官归京》寓情于景与李白的“孤帆远影碧空尽，唯见长江天际流”有异曲同工之妙的诗句是：“ ， 。”

15、《天净沙秋思》中表现了游子悲苦心情的诗句是：“ 。”

16、《雁门太守行》中表达欲报效朝廷的诗句是： ,

17、《山坡羊潼关怀古》一曲中的主旨句是：“ 。”“峰峦如聚，波涛如怒，山河表里潼关路”一句中，“聚”和“怒”分别从 觉和 觉两个方面写出了潼关地势的 。

附：文中出现的要求记诵的名句

1、“天有不测风云，人有旦夕祸福”（13《气候的威力》）

2、“鞠躬尽瘁，死而后已” （20《邓家先》）

3、“山高月小，水落石出”、“清风徐来，水波不兴” （22《核舟记》）

4、“工欲善其事，必先利其器” （语文书221页）

文言文复习题

一． 古诗文填空。

1．《酬乐天扬州初逢席上见赠》一诗中，饱含诗人无限辛酸，流露出内心的愤懑不平的诗句是 ， ；诗中运用典故的诗句是

， ；诗中有一联是千古名句，现在常用它来说明新事物必将取代旧事物，这两句是 ， 。

2．《赤壁》中既是名句，又是想像的诗句是 ， 。

3．《过零丁洋》中，概括写出诗人被捕前的全部经历的诗句是 ，

；写出国家和个人的境遇的诗句是 ， ；概括写出两次抗元，遭受失败后的的心情的诗句是 ， ；表现诗人誓死报国，表现诗人崇高的爱国情怀与坚贞的民族气节的诗句是

， 。

4．《水调歌头•明月几时有》中，通过写明月来表达对人生美好祝愿的句子是

， ；直接写明月的句子是 ；富有人生哲理的句子是 ， ；“此事古难全”中的“此事”指

， ；写出词人矛盾心理的句子是 ，

。

5．《山坡羊•潼关怀古》中，暗示潼关是兵家必争之地的句子是 ， ，

；写曲人驻远望、感慨横生的诗句是 ， ；曲中的主旨句是 。

6．《饮酒》中写出了面对良辰美景神往而迷惘的诗句是 ， ；诗中体现作者爱菊的名句是 ， ；表明诗人决意摆脱尘世的干扰，过闲适恬静的生活的诗句是 ， 。

7．《行路难》中，表明诗人的政治出路全初权贵堵塞的诗句是 ，

；暗用典故的诗句是 ， ；表达诗人终将冲出苦闷，相信自己的理想抱负总有一天会实现的情怀的诗句是 ，

。

8．《茅屋这秋风所破歌》中，写出诗人从沉思中振作起来的句子是 ，

；表现作者无私奉献精神的语句是 ， 。

9．《白雪歌送武判官归京》中，从视觉角度，色彩鲜明、红白映衬的诗句是

， ；写北方过地风狂风早的诗句是 ， ；以春花喻冬雪的诗句是 ， ；写沙漠冰封、愁云惨淡的景象的诗句是 ， ；与“孤帆远影碧空尽，唯见长江天际流”意境相似的诗句是 ， 。

10．《己亥杂诗》中，被后人形容老一辈革命家鞠躬尽瘁精神的诗句是 ，

。

11．《小石潭记》中，能够反映作者心境感伤的句子是 。

12．《岳阳楼记》中，表达作者旷达胸襟的句子是 ；表现迁客骚人因物而喜的两个四字句是 ；表现迁客骚人因物而悲的两个四字句是 ；文中动静结合，描写洞庭湖月夜美景的句子是

；表现作者政治抱负的句子是 ；叙述腾子京政绩的句子是 ；文中“进亦忧”“退亦忧”中的“进”与“退”分别指 。

初二文言文专题训练

与朱元思书

风烟俱（ ）净，天山共色。从（ ）流飘荡，任意东西。自富阳至桐庐，一百许里。奇山异水，天下独绝。

水皆缥碧（ ），千丈见底，游于鱼碎石，直视无碍；急湍甚箭，猛浪若奔（ ）。

夹岸高山，皆生寒树，负势竞上，互相轩（ ）邈（ ），争高直指，千百成峰。泉水击石，泠泠作响；好鸟相鸣，嘤嘤成韵。蝉则千啭不穷；猿则百叫无绝。鸢飞戾（ ）天者，望峰息心；经纶（ ）事物者，窥谷忘反（ ）。横柯（ ）上蔽，在昼尤昏；疏条交映，有时见日。

1．解释段中加横线的词。

2．理解填空。

（1）本文总领全文的句子

（2）作者描绘异水时，抓住了 的特点；描绘奇山时，紧扣 的特点。（用自己的语言概括）

3．文中“急湍甚箭，猛浪若奔”一句是写水流势湍急，《三峡》一文中哪句与它有异曲同工之妙？

4．文章的主旨句是哪句？

5．本文是按怎样的顺序写景的？

6．翻译句子

（1）从流飘荡，任意东西

（2）急湍甚箭，猛浪若奔

（3）夹岸高山，皆生寒树，负势竞上，互相轩邈，争高直指，千百成峰。

（4）鸢飞戾天者，望峰息心；经纶事物者，窥谷忘反。

（5）横柯上蔽，在昼尤昏；疏条交映，有时见日。

（6）蝉则千啭不穷；猿则百叫无绝

10、关于本文抒发的思想感情分析有误的一项是( )

A．表现了作者热爱祖国山河的感情。

B．流露了作者否定仕宦生活的心情。

C．作者幻想逃避现实、寄情山水，有想过隐居生活的消极处世思想。

D．作者为了功名利禄极力攀高，只因太累，寄情山水以放松身心。

送东阳马生序

2、翻译下面的句子。

①尝趋百里外从乡之先达执经叩问。

②余立侍左右，援疑质理，俯身倾耳以请。

③故余虽愚，卒获有所闻。

④以中有足乐者，不知口体之奉不若人也。

3、作者宋濂用自己的切身体会去勉励马生勤奋学习，在阅读段中，找出切身体会的句子。

4、作者求学的艰苦表现在哪几个方面？

5、作者写富家子弟衣饰华美，自己缊袍敝衣，用了什么写法？有什么作用？

6、文中极叙作者少年时期求学的艰难和刻苦，用意何在？

7、结合课文，说说现代中学生应有怎样的苦乐观？

岳阳楼记

庆历四年春，滕子京谪守巴陵郡。越明年，政通人和，百废具兴。乃重修岳阳楼，增其旧制，刻唐贤今人诗赋于其上。属予作文以记之。

予观夫巴陵胜状，在洞庭一湖。衔远山，吞长江，浩浩汤汤，横无际涯；朝晖夕阴，气象万千。此则岳阳楼之大观也，前人之述备矣。然则北通巫峡，南极潇湘，迁客骚人，多会于此，览物之情，得无异乎？

1、 解释下列词语

增： 制： 属： 胜：

际涯： 晖： 大观： 骚人：

2、翻译下列句子。

1）越明年，政通人和，百废具兴。

2）属予作文以记之。

3）此则岳阳楼之大观也，前人之述备矣。

4）览物之情，得无异乎？

3、重修岳阳楼的缘由是（原文句子回答） 。

4、“前人之述备矣”一句的“前人之述”具体指的是 。

5、作者对“岳阳楼之大观”的描写很简略，其原因是（用原文的话回答）

。

6、“览物之情，得无异乎？”一句在文中起什么作用？

若夫*雨霏霏，连月不开，阴风怒号，浊浪排空；日星隐曜，山岳潜形；商旅不行，樯倾楫摧；薄暮冥冥，虎啸猿啼。登斯楼也，则有去国怀乡，忧谗畏讥，满目萧然，感极而悲者矣。

至若春和景明，波澜不惊，上下天光，一碧万顷；沙鸥翔集，锦鳞游泳；岸芷汀兰，郁郁青青。而或长烟一空，皓月千里，浮光跃金，静影沉璧，渔歌互答，此乐何极！登斯楼也，则有心旷神怡，宠辱偕忘，把酒临风，其喜洋洋者矣

1、解释下列词语

若夫： 开： 排空： 薄：

景： 惊： 何极： 把：

2、翻译以下句子

1）日星隐曜，山岳潜行。

2）去国怀乡，忧谗畏讥。

3）浮光跃金，静影沉璧。

4）心旷神怡，宠辱偕忘。

3、这两段文字描写了“迁客搔人”的“览物之情”，请用自己的话概括、简要回答：

1）第一段所览之物的特征是 ，抒发的感情是 ；

2）第二段所览之物的特征是 ，抒发的感情是 。

4、这两段文字构成了鲜明的 ，其作用是

5、这两段文字写“迁客搔人”在岳阳楼上 “览物之情”因景而异的原因是

嗟夫！予尝求古仁人之心，或异二者之为，何哉？不以物喜，不以已悲；居庙堂之高则忧其民；处江湖之远则忧其君。是进亦忧，退亦忧。然则何时而乐耶？其必曰“先天下之忧而忧，后天下之乐而乐”乎。噫！微斯人，吾谁与归？

1、 解释下列字词的意思。

求 ： 为 ： 居： 是：

然则： 先： 微： 归：

2、 翻译文中下列句子。

1）不以物喜，不以己悲。

2）先天下之忧而忧，后天下之乐而乐。

3）微斯人，吾谁与归？

3、概括文段的主要内容，并指出文段主要运用了什么表达方式。

4、文段中的“进”和“退”分别指 和

5、作者认为一个人应当有怎样的抱负才能做到“不以物喜，不以己悲”？（用原文的话回答）

6、文段所用的修辞方法有 。

醉翁亭记

1、 解释加点词的含义。

蔚然：（ ） 翼然（ ）

暝（ ） 佳木秀（ ）

翼然临于泉上（ ） 伛偻提携（ ） 临溪而渔（ ）

杂然而前陈者（ ） 宴酣之乐（ ） 觥筹交错（ ） 弈者胜（ ） 树林阴翳 （ ） 已而（ ）

2、 翻译下列句子。

山水之乐，得之心而寓之酒也。

醉翁之意不在酒，在乎山水之间也。

晦明变化者，山间之朝暮也。

苍然白发，颓乎其中者，太守醉也。

人知从太守游而乐，而不知太守之乐其乐也

醉能同其乐，醒能述其文者，太守也。

3、在第一段划横线处按原文填上句子，从这句话中概括出一个成语，它的含义是什么？

4、第（2）段从哪些方面描绘醉翁亭的自然景色？

5、“晦明变化者，山间之朝暮也”同《岳阳楼记》中“朝晖夕阴，气象万千”一句在写景上有两点相同，一是从时间早晚变化写，二是______________________。

5、第（3）段写了四种情况，从原文中找出最能概括每种情况的短句，依次填在下面的横线上。（2分）

①____________ ②____________

③____________ ④____________

5、文中“伛偻提携”所指的是两种人是 ，

《桃花源记》中则是用“ ”来指代。

6、结尾部分把“醉”和“乐”统一起来，点明全文主旨的句子是

这表现了作者什么政治理想？

小石潭记

1、 解释加点词的含义。

尤： 可： 佁然： 翕忽：

邃： 俶尔：

2、 翻译句子。

（1）潭中鱼可百许头：

（2）凄神寒骨，悄怆幽邃：

（3）蒙络摇缀，参差披拂：

（4）斗折蛇行，明灭可见：

3、 第一段从哪几个方面写小石潭的特点？

4、第二段作者写潭水的什么特点？用了什么方法？

5、潭西南的小溪有什么特点？

6、从听水声“心之乐”，见游鱼“似与游者相乐”到坐潭上而觉“凄神寒骨，悄 幽邃”表现了作者怎样的感情变化？

7、对第二话分析有误的一项是（ ）

A、这段话虽然没有一个字写到水，可是通过对鱼儿、日光和影子这些具体东西的描绘，真正写出了水的清澈。

B、作者写鱼先描绘出生动的画面，再加上拟人化的手法，虽只写动态，但描绘精细，呈现出一幅幅特写镜头。

C、末句把自己的喜悦心情跟鱼儿结合起来写，情景交融，意趣盎然。

D、这段话只用了40个字，就活灵活现地描绘出了潭水和游鱼的美景。

五柳先生传

2、 翻下列句子。

（1） 闲静少言，不慕荣利。

（2） 好读书，不求甚解；每有会意，便欣然忘食。

（3） 环堵萧然，不蔽风日；短褐穿结，箪瓢屡空，晏如也。

常著文章自娱，颇示己志。忘怀得失，以此自终。

不戚戚于贫贱，不汲汲于富贵。

三、阅读回答：

1、 文中哪句话说明五柳先生是一位真正的隐士？

2、 五柳先生的三大志趣是

3、 赞中的哪句话与传文中的“不慕荣利”相照应？

4、 结合课文内容和自己的课外阅读所知，说说五柳先生是一个怎样的人。

马说

世有伯乐，然后有千里马。千里马常有，而伯乐不常有。故虽（ ）有名马，祗（ ）辱于奴隶人之手，骈（ ）死于槽枥之间，不以（ ）千里称也。

马之千里者，一食（ ）或尽粟一石，食马者不知其能千里而食也。是（ ）马也，虽（ ）有千里之能，食不饱，力不足，才美不外见，且欲与常马等（ ）不可得，安（ ）求其能千里也 ？

策（ ）之不以其道，食之不能尽其材，鸣之而不能通其意，执策（ ）而临（ ）之，曰：“天下无马！”呜呼！其（ ）真无马邪？其（ ）真不知马也。

1、 解释文中加点的字。

2、 翻译下列句子。

（1）马之千里者，一食或尽粟一石。

（2）食马者不知其能千里而食也。

（3）且欲与常马等不可得，安求其能千里也 ？

（4）策之不以其道，食之不能尽其材。

（5）其真无马邪？其真不知马也。

3、从文中找出四个通假子并释义。

通 ，解作 通 ，解作

通 ，解作 通 ，解作

4、 原文句子回答问题。

（1）千里马的悲惨遭遇是：

（2）千里马被埋没的根本原因是：

（3）食马者“不知马”的具体表现是： （4）对“食马者”的无知发出强烈的谴责的语句是：

（5）全文的主旨句是：

5、本文采用“托物寓意”的写法。本文的“千里马”、“伯乐”、“食马者”各有喻指

“千里马”指 ; “伯乐”指 ；

“食马者”

6、有一位名人曾说过：“世上不是没有美，而是缺少发现美的眼睛。”由此我们可想到《马说》的话： 。

7、 者以千里马喻人才，从文中千里马的遭遇来看，人才展现才华最需要的是什么？

上联：无才难做千里马 下联：

答案

《与朱元诗书》

答案

1、俱：全、都 从：随着 缥碧：青白色 奔：飞奔的马

轩：高 邈：远 戾：至 经纶：筹划 反：同返，返回

柯：树木的枝干

2、（1）奇山异水，天下独绝 （2）清、深、急；高、多、寒

3、虽乘奔御风，不以疾也。

4、鸢飞戾天者，望峰息心；经纶事物者，窥谷忘反。抒写了对追求利禄之徒的蔑视，传达出爱慕美好自然，避世退隐的高洁志趣。

5、由总到分

6、略

<<送东阳马生序》

1、 略 2、略

3、 于藏书之家，手自笔录，计日以还。天大寒，砚冰坚，手指不可屈伸，弗之怠。录毕，走送之，不敢稍逾约。

4、 态度和行动

5、 对比。更突出了自己虽然衣、食、住与同舍生相比甚远，但仍自得其乐，因为内心有精神安慰和思想寄托，这才是作者所追求的美好生活。

6、 目的是为了鼓励马生勤奋学习。

7、 略

《岳阳楼记》

一、 1、2略

3、政通人和，百废具兴 4、唐贤今人诗赋 5、前人之述备矣

6、领起下文，由景入情

二、 1、2略

3、阴暗凄凉；悲；晴朗美丽；喜

4、对比；引出下文，由写情自然转入议论，突出全文的主旨。

5、以物喜，以己悲

三、 1、2略

3、抒发作者的阔大胸襟和政治抱负； 议论、抒情

4、居庙堂之高 处江湖之远

5、先天下之忧而忧，后天下之乐而乐

6、设问、对偶、引用、反问

《翁亭记》

1、靠近 腰背弯曲 摆开 尽兴地喝酒 酒杯 下棋 遮盖

2、翻译（略）

3、环滁皆山也 由远到近

4、老人和小孩 黄发垂髫

5、春天：野芳发而幽香 夏天：佳木秀而繁阴 秋天：风霜高洁 冬天：水落石出

6、醉能同其乐，醒能述其文者

7、五柳先生在饮酒中自得其乐，忘怀得失；而醉翁则是借山水游乐之乐，与民同乐。

〈〈小石潭记〉〉

1、 略 2、略

3、四个方面：（1）水特别清澈；（2）以整块的石头为底；（3）潭岸岩石形状各异；（4）岸边绿树翠蔓极其茂盛，秀丽多姿。

4、 写出了潭水清澈的特点。由鱼若“空游无所依”，“影布石上”以及游人清晰地看到鱼在水中的活动衬托出来。

5、 曲曲折折，被两岸的地势和草木遮挡掩映，时隐时现。

6、 听到悦耳的水声，看到美丽的小石潭，欣赏着美丽的鱼儿，作者感到快乐，暂时忘掉了烦恼失意，然而眼前景物的幽深寂静又使他感到凄凉难耐。这说明游山玩水并不能真正冲淡作者因仕途坎坷，屡遭贬适而造成的抑郁忧伤之情。

〈〈柳先生传〉〉

1、 2略

2、 先生不知何许人也，亦不详其姓字。

3、 读书、嗜酒、写文章

4、 不汲汲于富贵

<<马说>>

1、2、3略

4、（1）祗辱有奴隶人之手，骈死于槽枥之间

（2）食马者不知其能千里而食之。

（3）策之不以其道，食之不能尽其材，鸣之而不能通其意

（4）且欲与常马等不可得，安求其能千里也？

（5）其真无马邪？其真不知马也。

5、“千里马”指 人才; “伯乐”指 善于识别人才的统治者 ；

“食马者” 愚妄无知，平庸浅薄封建的统治者 。

6、千里马常有，而伯乐不常有。

7、在讲究“素质”的今天,一匹真正的千里马必须具备的条件之中,适应环境,发挥潜能是最重要的。（意思对即可）

8、有志可成万里驹

第一题选2 第二题选3

hardly

adv

刚刚, 几乎不, 仅, 严厉的, 艰辛的

hardly

adv

几乎不；简直不

This is hardly the time to discuss such matters

在现在讨论这事根本不合适。

It was so dark that I could hardly see

天那么黑，我简直看不见了。

It rained for such a short time that it hardly dampened the ground

雨只下了一会儿几乎没有把地面打湿。

绝不，一点也不

I can hardly ask him directly for more money

我绝不能直接向他多要钱。

He hardly ever eats meat

他从来不吃肉。

Peter is hardly ever late

玛丽几乎从不迟到。

hard

adj

硬的, 坚固的, (问题, 工作等)困难的, 艰苦的, 猛烈的, 确实的

adv

努力地, 辛苦地, 坚硬地, 牢固地, 接近地, 猛烈地

hard

adj

坚硬的

This ground is too hard to dig

这块地硬得挖不动。

The snow has frozen hard on the road

路上的雪已经冻得很硬了。

困难的，难的

hard questions

难题

Is science harder than English

自然科学比英语难学吗

His argument is logical and hard to fault

"他的论据逻辑严密,无懈可击。"

Old conventions die hard

旧的习惯势力是不会轻易消亡的。

强力的；重的

a hard push

奋力一推

The hard core in the party make all the decisions

这个党的核心成员决定一切。

The forecast says there is going to be a hard frost tomorrow night

天气预报说明天夜里有严重霜冻。

辛苦的；艰难的

hard work

辛苦的工作

艰苦的

a hard life

艰苦的生活

It takes years of hard work to compile a good dictionary

编一部好词典需要多年的艰苦工作。

严厉的；无情的

In our office building there is a hard and fast rule against smoking

我们办公楼内严禁吸烟。

a hard master

严师

Don't be too hard on the boy; he didn't mean to do it

"对这个小男孩不要太严厉了,他不是故意这么做的。"

发硬音的

含无机盐的

hard water

硬水

使人 上瘾的（药物）

因强光或吵声使人感觉不舒服的；不悦的

Her hard voice could be heard across the room

她那讨厌的大嗓门在房间的这一边也听得见。

You failed your driving test Hard luck!

你驾驶证考试没通过真没运气!

hard

adv

努力地；艰苦地

They tried hard to succeed

他们努力地工作以求得成功。

I have been working hard all morning

我辛辛苦苦地干了一上午活。

Push hard!

用力推!

强烈地；重重地

It's raining harder than ever

雨从来没下过这么大。

She struck the keys too hard and two of the strings were broken

"她击键太猛,结果弄断了两根弦。"

Both the farmers and fishermen were hard hit by the bad weather

坏天气使农民和渔民都遭受了重大损失。

be hard done by

亏待；苛待

be hard put to it

难以做（某事）

die hard

（习惯）不易根绝

Old conventions die hard

旧的习惯势力是不会轻易消亡的。

hard at it

竭尽全力

She's working hard at her term paper

她正在努力撰写学期论文。

hard

adj

harder; hardest;abbr:habbr:H

Resistant to pressure; not readily penetrated

坚固的对有压力的；有抵抗性的

Physically toughened; rugged

身体结实的；强健的

Mentally toughened; strong-minded

坚韧的有独到见解的；意志坚强的

Requiring great effort or endurance:

困难的要求巨大的努力和耐心的：

a hard assignment

困难的任务

Performed with or marked by great diligence or energy:

勤奋的需要巨大的努力和精力完成的：

a project that required years of hard work

一项需要多年艰苦劳动的工程

Difficult to resolve, accomplish, or finish:

难以解决的难对付的、难解决的或难以完成的：

That was a hard question

那是一道难题

Difficult to understand or impart:

难以理解的，难以传授的：

Physics was the hardest of my courses Thermodynamics is a hard course to teach

物理学是我所学课程中最难理解的一门；热力学是非常难教的一门课

Intense in force or degree:

猛烈的力量或程度上激烈的：

a hard blow

猛烈的一击

Inclement:

严酷的：

a long, hard winter

漫长而严酷的冬季

Stern or strict in nature or comportment:

严格的，严厉的在性格或行为举动方面严格的或严厉的：

a hard taskmaster

严厉的监工

Resistant to persuasion or appeal; obdurate

倔强的，冷酷无情的对信念或呼吁进行抵抗的；冷酷无情的

Making few concessions:

毫不让步的：

drives a hard bargain

进行一场苛刻的交易

Difficult to endure:

难以忍受的：

a hard life

令人无法忍受的生活

Oppressive or unjust in nature or effect:

刻薄的，苛刻的在性格或外表上暴虐压制的或不公平的：

restrictions that were hard on welfare applicants

这些限制对于那些福利申请人来讲实在太刻薄了

Lacking compassion or sympathy; callous

冷淡的缺乏热情或同情心的；冷酷的

Harsh or severe in effect or intention:

严厉的在企图或结果上严重或严厉的：

said some hard things that I won't forget

说了些令我不能忘却的严厉的事情

Bitter; resentful:

怨毒的；怨恨的：

No hard feelings, I hope

我希望没有怨恨的情绪

Causing damage or premature wear:

引起损坏的，过早磨损的：

Snow and ice are hard on a car's finish

冰和雪会破坏汽车表面的光泽度

Bad; adverse:

坏的；背运的：

hard luck

坏运气

Proceeding or performing with force, vigor, or persistence; assiduous:

勤奋的用力量、精力或耐心来进行或完成的；勤奋的：

a hard worker

勤奋的工人

Real and unassailable:

有力的确凿的且不容置疑的：

hard evidence

有力的证据

Definite; firm:

确定的；强有力的：

a hard commitment

明确的承诺

Close; penetrating:

严密的；透彻的：

We need to take a hard look at the situation

我们需要对情况进行周密的调查

Free from illusion or bias; practical:

公正的，实际的抛开幻想和偏见的；实际的：

brought some hard common sense to the discussion

将实际的常识带到讨论中来

Using or based on data that are readily quantified or verified:

严密的运用或基于事先计算或证明的数据：

the hard sciences

严密的科学

Marked by sharp outline or definition; stark

刻板的由严格的提纲或概念规定的；刻板的

Lacking in delicacy, shading, or nuance

不精密的、不灵活或缺乏变化的

Metallic, as opposed to paper Used of currency

金属的而非纸的。用于货币流通

Backed by bullion rather than by credit Used of currency

以金银为凭的以金银储备而不是银行存款为凭证的。用于货币流通

High and stable Used of prices

高而稳定的。用于价格

Durable; lasting:

耐用的；持久的：

hard merchandise

耐用的商品

Written or printed rather than stored in electronic media:

书写的手写或打印而不用电子传播媒介的：

sent the information by hard mail

将这条信息用手写信件送出去

Erect; tumid Used of a penis

竖起的坚挺的；肿胀的。用于描写男性生殖器

Having high alcoholic content; intoxicating:

含大量酒精的；使醉的：

hard liquor

烈酒

Rendered alcoholic by fermentation; fermented:

发酵的通过发酵产生酒精的；发酵的：

hard cider

苹果酒

Containing dissolved salts that interfere with the lathering action of soap Used of water

含无机盐的含有参与肥皂起沫过程的溶解的盐的。用于水

Linguistics

语言学

Velar, as in c in cake or g in log, as opposed to palatal or soft

硬音的与软音或软腭音相反的硬腭音，如 cake（蛋糕）一词中 c的发音或 log（原木）一词中 g的发音

Physics

物理学

Of relatively high energy; penetrating:

高透力的具有相对高能量的；有穿透力的：

hard x-rays

高透力X射线

High in gluten content:

麸质含量高的：

hard wheat

硬粒小麦

Chemistry

化学

Resistant to biodegradation:

对生物腐蚀有抵抗力的：

a hard detergent

抗腐蚀清洁剂

Physically addictive Used of certain illegal drugs, such as heroin

麻醉品肉体上上瘾的。用于如***等特定的非法麻醉品

Resistant to blast, heat, or radiation Used especially of nuclear weapons

抗热的，抗辐射的防爆、防热或防辐射的。尤用于核武器

hard

adv

With strenuous effort; intently:

努力地；拼命地：

worked hard all day; stared hard at the accused criminal

一整天都在努力地工作；恶狠狠地盯着那个被控告的罪犯

With great force, vigor, or energy:

用力量、精力或能量地：

pressed hard on the lever

猛烈地压在控制杠上

In such a way as to cause great damage or hardship:

剧烈地，苦难的造成巨大破坏或困难地：

industrial cities hit hard by unemployment

工业城市遭到失业的剧烈打击

With great distress, grief, or bitterness:

痛苦、苦闷或悲伤地：

took the divorce hard

痛苦地接受离婚

Firmly; securely:

牢固地；安全地：

held hard to the railing

紧紧地抓住栏杆

Toward or into a solid condition:

趋干或成为固体状态：

concrete that sets hard within a day

混凝土在一天内就可以凝固

Near in space or time; close:

接近地在时间或空间上相近的；接近地：

The factory stands hard by the railroad tracks

工厂座落在铁路沿线

Nautical

航海

Completely; fully:

完全地；完整的：

hard alee

完全地向下风

hard and fast

Defined, fixed, and invariable:

严格规定的、刻板的和无变化的：

hard and fast rules

严格的规定

hard of hearing

Having a partial loss of hearing

听觉障碍部分地失去听觉能力的

One who has a partial loss of hearing

部分地失去听觉能力的人

hard put

Undergoing great difficulty:

陷入困境：

Under the circumstances, he was hard put to explain himself

在这种情况下，他很难为自己辩解

hard up Informal

In need; poor

短缺在急需中；贫困

Middle English

中古英语

fromOld English heard

源自古英语 heard

See Also : kar- In Appendix

hard difficult arduousThese adjectives are compared as they mean requiring great physical or mental effort to do, achieve, or master Hardis the most general term:

Why is it so hard for you to keep a secret

为什么保守秘密对你来说如此之难？

“You write with ease to show your breeding,/But easy writing's curst hard reading”(Richard Brinsley Sheridan) Difficult and hardare interchangeable in many instances:

“轻轻松松地写，从而表现你的教养,/但是轻松地写是困难地读的祸根”（理查·布林斯利·谢里登）。<SKW> Difficult和 hard这两个词在许多情况下是可以互换使用的：

a difficult (or hard) subject;

困难的（或 hard）课题；

a book that is difficult (or hard) to find Difficult, however, is often preferable where the need for skill or ingenuity is implied:

很难找的一本书（或 hard） 。然而Difficult一词在需要技术独创性的情况下，常会被使用：

“All poetry is difficult to read,/—The sense of it is, anyhow”(Robert Browning) Arduousrefers to what involves burdensome labor or sustained physical or spiritual effort:

“诗歌总是难读的／无论如何，它的意义如此”（罗伯特·布朗宁）。<SKW> Arduous指需要付出难于忍受的劳动或持续的肉体上或精神上的努力的：

“knowledge at which [Isaac] Newton arrived through arduous and circuitous paths”(Macaulay)

“艾萨克·牛顿经过艰辛的和曲折的道路所得到的 知识”（麦考利）。

Negotiating a reduction in nuclear arms is a long and arduous undertaking

有关削减核武器的谈判是一项漫长而艰苦的工作

See Also: firm

hard

adj

坚固的, 硬的; 固体的

结实的, 紧的

艰苦的; 难于对付的

厉害的, 严酷的; 强烈的

(身体)健壮的; (组织等)健全的

难以忍受的; 艰辛的

激烈的, 猛烈的

苛刻的

(人等)冷酷的, 刻薄的

(食物等)粗糙的, 发酸的

语发硬音的

(市价等)稳定的

确实的, 不容怀疑的

(钱币)金属制的; (币制)可兑换成金子的

(水等)含无机盐的

(酒)烈性的

(声音等)刺耳的; (颜色等)刺眼的

恶性难改的

防原子的 ⑵⑽反差强的 ⑵

有抗性的 ⑵

有硬封皮的 ⑵

硬X射线管的 ⑵

(导弹设施等)有坚固掩护工事的 ⑵

(导弹)可以从地下发射井发射的 ⑵

(太空船的着落)撞毁的 ⑵

(火箭)着地时速度在每小时100-300英里之间的

as hard as rock

坚如盘石

be sentenced to two years' hard labour

被判处服两年苦役

a hard father

严父

a hard liquor

[美]烈性酒

hard words

难于入耳的话

Times are hard

时世艰难。

Hard words break no bones

[谚]直言无害。

hard

adv

努力, 使劲, 拼命地

厉害地, 猛烈地

紧紧地, 靠近

艰苦地

[美口]非常, 极

(煮得)老

swim hard

快游

look [gaze, stare] hard at sb

死死盯住某人

hard

n

[英]硬海滩, 登陆处

[英俚](囚犯的)强迫劳役

hard alee

航海驶船向上风的命令

hard all

全力以赴

Hard aport!

航海(驶船向右的命令)左满舵!

Hard astarboard!

航海右满舵!

aweather!

(=Hard up!)航海转舵挡风!

hardback

[5hB:dbAk]

n

硬皮书

hard

adj

硬皮的

hardbake

[`hB:dbeIk]

n

[英](用糖和杏仁制成的)点心

hard-baked

adj

烤干的, 烤得过头的

hardball

[`hB:dbR:l]

n

硬式棒球

hard-bitten

adj

咬起来凶狠的; 顽强的; 受过战争锻炼的

hardboard

[5hB:dbC:d]

n

硬质纤维板

hard-boiled

[`hB:d`bRIld]

adj

(鸡蛋)煮得老的

(衣服等)浆硬的, 挺括的

无情的, 强硬的

hardbound

[`hB:d`baJnd]

adj

(书籍)硬封面装订的

hard-core

adj

长期失业需要救济的

(**作品)赤裸裸描写的

核心[中坚]分子的

harddrawn

adj

机冷拉的, 冷抽的

hard-earned

[`hB:d`\:nd]

adj

凭血汗赚来的

hardfaced [favo(u)red,featured]

adj

面貌严厉的; 其貌不扬的

hardfern

n

硬羊齿植物

hard-grained

adj

木理细密的, 坚硬的; (性格)固执的

hardhead

n

精明而讲究实际的人

傻瓜

(头上多刺和多骨头的)硬头鱼(尤指锯�、步鱼等)

硬质巴比合金

难熔的矿石

hardheaded

adj

冷静的; 精明而讲实际的

固执的

hardhearted

adj

铁石心肠的

hard-land

vi, vt

(使)硬着陆

hardlanding

n

(火箭)硬着陆

hardline

n,adj

强硬路线(的)

hardliner

n

强硬路线者

hard-nosed

adj

(狗等)嗅觉不灵的; [美]顽固的; 精明而讲究实际的

hard-of-hearing

n

耳背, 有点聋

hardometer

n

硬度计

hard-sell

[`hB:d`sel]

adj

硬性推销的

hard-set

[`hB:d`set]

adj

窘迫的; 安放牢固的; 坚硬的; 顽固的; (鸡蛋)将要孵化的; (人)空腹的

hard-shelled

adj

硬壳的; [美俚]坚持己见的, 顽固的

hardshower

n

硬射流

hard-spun

[`hB:dspQn]

adj

(纱线的)紧拈的

hardstand

[`hB:dstAnd]

n

停机坪; 停车场

hard-surface

vt

在上铺硬质路面

hardtack

n

硬饼干

hardtail

n

骡子

hardtop

n

金属顶盖式汽车

hard-top

n

有硬质路面的地区[道路]

vt

给铺硬质地面

hard-up

adj

[口]缺少; 急需

hardwater

n

硬水

hard-wearing

adj

耐穿的

hard-won

adj

辛苦得来的

hardworked

adj

累透的

陈腐的

hardworking

adj

勤勉的

hardwrought

adj

冷锻的

hardish

adj

较硬的

hard as nails

铁石心肠; 冷酷无情

as hard as nails

铁石心肠; 冷酷无情

hard as the nether mill stone

铁石心肠; 冷酷无情

as hard as the nether mill stone

铁石心肠; 冷酷无情

be hard done by

受到不公平待遇

be hard hit

受到严重打击(经济上损失或失去亲人等)

be hard on

接近, 紧跟着; 使难堪; 磨得历害

be hard upon

接近, 紧跟着; 使难堪; 磨得历害

be hard pressed

被逼得很紧, 处于无奈; 被追击

be hard put to it

(做某事)有很大困难; 正在为难, 不知所措

be hard put to do sth

(做某事)有很大困难; 正在为难, 不知所措

be hard up against it

[美口]处境很难; 面临 种种困难

have it hard

[美口]处境很难; 面临 种种困难

bear hard on

拼命压迫

die hard

(习惯等)不易改掉

follow hard after

紧紧跟着

go hard with sb

使某人遭受不幸[痛苦]

go ill with sb

使某人遭受不幸[痛苦]

play hard to get

假装(对某人某事)不感兴趣(以等待别人说服)

run sb hard

紧追某人

take sth hard

对某事耿耿于怀

try one's hard est

尽最大的努力

hard and fast

航海牢牢地(搁浅)

(=hard-and-fast)死板的; 硬性的(规则等), 不容变通的

hard and sharp

残忍, 苛薄

hard at it (=hard at work)

努力苦干; 非常忙碌

酗酒

hard by

在附近

在近旁; 紧挨着

hard on

苛刻地对待(某人), 对(某人)要求过严

使(某人)感到困难[痛苦、不愉快]

迫近; 紧跟着

hard upon

苛刻地对待(某人), 对(某人)要求过严

使(某人)感到困难[痛苦、不愉快]

迫近; 紧跟着

hard over

[海]尽量靠一边

hard up

[口]经济困难; 缺钱

hard up for

[口]奇缺(某物)(指金钱以外的东西; 缺金钱仅用 hard up)

hard difficult ardous

意思都含“困难的”、“需费力的”。

hard是一般用语, 指“不易做的”、“不易处理的”、“难了解的”, 侧重“体力上的困难”, 如:

It's hard to say which is better

很难说哪一个好些。

difficult 指“需要通过相当努力或一定的技艺、智慧、策略或勇气才能处理或解决的”, 侧重“智力上的困难”, 如:

a difficult situation

困难的形势。

ardous 指“需要努力的”、“艰巨的”, 如:

the ardous task ahead us

我们面前的艰巨任务。

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play with listen to

v v

与一起玩 听

“人在江湖飘，谁能不挨刀？白驼山壮骨粉，内用外服均有奇效。挨了刀涂一包，还想

再挨第二刀，闪了腰吃一包，活到二百不显老。白驼山壮骨粉，青春的粉，友谊的粉，

华山论剑指定营养品，本镇各大药铺医馆均有销售，购买时，请认准黑蛤蟆防伪标志，

呱，呱……”

交出臭鸡蛋，释放人质

“到了山顶才了现，错误的路和正确的路就差那么几步”

“有时候抓贼就是这么简单”

吕秀才：我刺你一剑你说四个字，我刺了你两剑你说了三万六千个字，为什么？

郭芙蓉：……

吕秀才：我刺你第一剑时你说“大侠饶命”，我刺你第二剑时你说“三万六千个字”！

里面的人听着，交出臭豆腐，释放人质！！！

“啊，我那炽热的肱二头肌啊~~~ ！！”

盗神：有你这么做贼的吗？偷了东西还帮人收拾屋子

盗圣（白）：那不收拾能行吗？人家要跟踪脚印追呢？

盗神：东西到手了，你玩几天还给人家送回去？

盗圣：不送回去能行么？你丢东西不着急啊！

“你们说我是那么爱钱的人么？”

“你就是！”

“我羞”

“知道羞就好”

“羞并快乐着”

莫小贝:你就让额去死好了!

老板娘:想死!等学完了再说!

小米：你这是什么

路人：一文钱啊

小米：你知道今天什么日子吗？

路人：……

小米：今天是十五，初一十五是丐休日，给你。

转天，小米又遇上路人

小米：还我钱

路人：你不是不要吗

小米：昨天是十五，今天是十六我上班

小米：乞丐也是有尊严的

小米：你干吗抢我碗

老白：废话，路上就你一人不抢你抢谁

李大嘴他妈训他的时候说的话也挺逗的，

他娘：我吃的盐比你吃的米还多呢~！

李大嘴：那是你口重~！~

他娘：我过的桥比你走的路还多呢！~

李大嘴：那是我懒得动~！~！

郭芙蓉夸邢捕头：真是堪称七侠镇的一霸~！

李大嘴：那一妈是谁啊？？？

吕秀才练习向郭芙蓉讨债时自言自语：

小郭，最近怎么样？有什么困难就说，

没有困难制造困难也要说~！~！

你确定一定以及肯定(郭芙蓉)

小贝捏了三个泥人

一个叫张飞，一个叫岳飞，还有一个叫王菲

芙蓉和秀才PK那段爆有劲：

芙蓉：假设我三掌就能拍死你，每拍一掌，你就惨叫一声“女侠饶命”，那么请问：在你临死之前你要说几个字？

秀才：我拒绝回答这个问题。

芙蓉：那就算作自动弃权。

秀才：惨叫3次，每次4个字，一共12个字。

芙蓉：错！是9个字！

秀才：为什么啊？

芙蓉：第一掌下去，“女侠饶命”，四个字；第二掌下去，“女侠饶命”，八个字；第三掌下去，立刻死翘翘，你只说了一个字“啊”，8+1=9。

问：你怎么偏抢他啊。

答：这么晚了街上还有别人吗

问：你怎么偏抢他的碗啊

答：他还有别的吗

展堂：演技派？！说我是演技派？！！这不是骂人嘛！！！我是偶像派的！！！

邢捕:现场在哪儿尸体在哪儿人证物证暂住证= =!!

吕秀才：我能干什么？

老板娘看看他，说：你就好好活着吧。

然后指指柜台说：站那里不要动。

吕秀才：为什么？

老板娘：节省体力，吃饭少吃点。

吕秀才马上跑柜台前面，面无表情，一动不动。

还有今天老白和刑捕头，两人摆酷。

老白：“你的刀呢？”

刑捕头：“手中无刀，心中有刀。”

老白：“错了，最高境界是手中无刀，心中也无刀。”

然后两人拉开架势——石头剪子布！

刑捕头输，抗议：“你不是说手中无刀，心中也无刀吗？”

老白：“对呀，我这是剪子，不是刀！”

白展堂甩头发的动作太搞笑了

"我是少爷的身子,跑腿的命啊!"甩头出门(拉客人~)

一个月要洗10次澡,一年要洗多少次

120次

错

为什么呀

正月里不让洗澡

看到你这呆样子，我就想野蛮~~

路费要不要报啊？

不用，朝廷每年都发补贴

小郭和老板娘在编什么故事， 老邢很严肃的指着自己的脑袋：“你看看这是什么？”

“。。是。。是你的头啊。。。”

“对！ 可是它里面没进水！”

盗墓者：我们也是人呀！我们也需要认可，我们也需要嘉奖！！！

不要说掌门，就是掌窗户也不行！！

你真是扶不起来的阿斗

阿斗是谁？

水许里的，109将

你是知不道啊,就她那副嘴脸,变化之快,演技之高,在我平生所见的人当中,只有青霞和曼玉能与之抗衡"

那还得是她发挥失常,青霞曼玉超水平发挥啊"

小强都没她强~~

——我有一个好消息一个坏消息，先听哪个

——好消息。

——这事我不追究了。

——那坏消息呢？

——你得给我20两银子。。。。。

等着挨板子吧,跟你的娇臀说再见= =!!

展堂:我没事儿,十三太保金钟罩,俺练的就是屁股

演成这样不错了!这念头哪有好演员!

佟:一个人如果让我感激,我就把命都交给他;一个人如果让我感动,我就把自己交给他!

白:行啊小锅,还学会绣企鹅啦

佟:那是鸳鸯!!

小郭的春联 上联：猴年过完是鸡年

下联：鸡年过完是狗年

横批：混过一年是一年！

秀才：那为什么不让我写春联呢

老板娘：你的字太瘦了，不喜庆，到清明节我再让你写啊！

小郭：你是选择喜欢你的人，还是你喜欢的人？

老板娘：腻看呢？

小郭：你一定选择你喜欢的！

老板娘（不好意思）：腻咋看出来了么？

小郭：因为没人喜欢你！

说明：绝顶高手姬无命欲杀死秀才，结果被秀才说死……

姬无命（以下简称姬）：想怎么死，我成全你。

秀才：慢着，杀我可以，不过得先说明了，我到底死在谁的手里？

姬：废话，我呀。

秀才：我……是……谁……

姬：我怎么知道你是谁啊？

秀才（笑）：问题来了吧。

姬（一头雾水）：什么意思啊？

秀才：这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起了，在你身上一直以来就有一个问题缠绕着你。

姬：什么意思啊？

秀才：我，是谁？

姬：这，我已经知道了。

秀才：不，你不知道。你知道吗，你是谁？姬无命吗？不，这只是个名字，一个代号。你可以叫姬无命，我也可以叫姬无命，他们都可以。把代号拿掉之后呢，你又是谁？

姬：我不知道，我也不用知道。

秀才：好，好，那你再回答我另一个问题：我是谁？

姬：这个问题已经问过了。

秀才：不，我刚才问的是本我，现在问的是自我。

姬：这有什么区别吗？

秀才：举个例子，当我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时，你的代号也是我，这意味着什么呢？这是否意味着你就是我，而我也就是你……

姬：这个问题没什么意义。

秀才：那就问几个有意义的。我生从何来，死往何处？我为何要出现在这个世界上？我的出现对这个世界意味着什么？是世界选择了我，还是我选择了世界？

姬：够了……！

秀才：我和宇宙之间有必然的联系吗？宇宙是否有尽头？时间是否有长短？过去的时间在哪里消失？未来的时间又在何处停止？我在这一刻提出的问题还是你刚才提到的问题吗？

姬（头都大了）：我杀了你！

秀才高喊：是谁杀了我，而我又杀了谁？

姬（愣了）：是我杀了我？

秀才：回答正确！动手吧！

于是，一代绝顶高手姬无命就这样丧命了。